They're spears. They always get shafted. You know, because of the shafts? But yeh, spears kinda suck in BG. Why, oh why, was there no additional spear made in the EE?! (View Post)

Once you go gnome, you won't need a comb. Once you go gnome, you'll just want to roam. Once you go gnome, it's like spitting foam. Once you go gnome, you never go home. ;) (View Post)

You, sir, are not worthy of that hat! How dare you doubt the existence of its most prominent wearer! For shame! (View Post)

It's always better when it's unintentional. (View Post)

He was too busy cooking you breakfast, but you couldn't smell it. (View Post)