When you meet a werepolar bear guard who is always angry because the region is too hot for him, use magic to make him more comfortable, then offhandedly remark that it only lasts for an hour. (View Post)

“Get down here, ya little monkey spankers!” Tiax yells at the flying fiends. (View Post)

Shelby Coy? She’ll be coy! :smiley: (View Post)

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Ignatius doesn’t see the scorpionman anywhere, but as he mingles with the orc sappers, he hears some of them speaking about their plan to reach the walls by midday tomorrow. They plan to sneak inside… (View Post)