Favorite memories... Chunking Tarnesh with a ferret, talking to Portalbendarwinden for the first time, talking to Mellicamp for the first time, the Amazing Oopah, roleplaying scenarios in my head tha… (View Post)

It was me! I was mentioned on Twitter! Yay! (View Post)

Unfortunately, the ray shot straight into Edwin's crotch, and lo and behold, Edwina was reborn! (View Post)

Unfortunately, they were VERY friendly, and the inmates were soon too afraid to take off their pants near hamsters ever again. (View Post)

He has a pocket plane where everything is just kitchen tools. (View Post)