1. Ferrets having groundhog avatars! (most important) 2. Ferrets not being in the game! 3. Ferrets being brutally murdered or tortured in-game! Brought to you by the FLETF (Ferret Lord for the Ethica… (View Post)

Where's the green option? (View Post)

Because eating enough :cookie:s will open a portal to the :cookie: dimension, a place for any who desire salvation through the great :cookie:! The great :cookie: will bestow its power upon the faithf… (View Post)

Sounds like we're getting busy. I wish I could have more time to play with you guys, but duty calls me away for long periods of time. (View Post)

Perhaps he simply knows that eating :cookie:s so voraciously will one day save the world from complete destruction. (View Post)