Just a quick warning about Shandyr's false cookies: they have baked cauliflower in them. Gross. Cauliflower was always meant to roam free, not be baked into an imitation cookie. (View Post)

Pffft, please... Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats the feeling of receiving a warm, freshly baked :cookie: from a Ferret with an insatiable love and care for the art. Your soulless machine can NEVER… (View Post)

Something like that. Next poster is an army-trained attack squirrel! (View Post)

I think you mean 'turnipaths'. (View Post)

I'm here to report a murder most delicious! (View Post)