Becoming a god! (View Post)

Chickens. May the gods have mercy upon Mellicamp's soul. I surely did not. (View Post)

If life gives you lemons, squirt them into your foes' eyes without mercy. Life has the most polarizing ending in existence. SPOILER ALERT: everyone dies in the end. (View Post)

*engraved on a tombstone in the Nashkel Cemetery*: Here lies @spacehamzter. He staked his stomach on a timely release. He was wrong. (View Post)

Not to interrupt, (View Post)