“Oh no, friend,” Octavius replies. “Rest assured my bombs were not made to be used for destroying towns, though they certainly could do it. By no means are they too weak to do the job. Besides, none … (View Post)

Minion, roll 1d20 for Tiax the Golden God! (View Post)

“That’s probably a good thing,” Octavius says. “The less people needing rescue, the better. That said, I wouldn’t dare make you waste any of your precious time on my mission. It would be rude of me t… (View Post)

“Ah, now that is a fair question,” Octavius replies. “One of my friends, a goblin alchemist named Plink, was kidnapped by a group of bandits, you see, and I hope to save her using this potion. With t… (View Post)

“Take that, wall! Never block Tiax’s way again!” (View Post)