I died to Nimbul, 12 times in a row once. I hated myself afterwards. (View Post)

Name: Squidzard Race: Human Male Class: Squid Wizard Alignment: DM Headache Self Quote: "I CAST SQUID-WARD" DM Quote: "God dammit OneAngryMushroom" I was playing pathfinder and I … (View Post)

In a disturbing contradiction of statistics the party wakes up alive, sober, and outside, however they did fall asleep on a giant glacier and thus had to spend half of Clermage's Burning Hands spells… (View Post)

This ladies and gentlemen is the reason full plate armor was invented, and why the English longbow was the most hated weapon by the French for over 200 years. (View Post)

Here's a conspiracy for you @lolien and I are the same person! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (View Post)