Gimme a multi, those namby-pamby Humans think they own the place, being all versatile, but what do they know, they still need the demi-humans to coddle them! (View Post)

House ruled multi-class Bards, please. Aasimar Bard/Fighter, yes, please, yes, yes, yes. Or Bard/Magic-User. Or Bard/Cleric. (View Post)

A big slimy ball that acts like an entangle or a web covered in acid. :( IS THIS A 3E SPELL IT'S GRAPHIC ENOUGH TO BE also it's slippery and smells and nauseates. Also no Magic Resistance/Spell Resis… (View Post)

Power Word: Kitties. It makes the target cough up a number of kitties equal to half their Constitution score. 9th Level spell, because of a cat's Nine Lives. If the target is tall enough that the cat… (View Post)

I just got this picture in my head of a Balrog tickling a wombat on its belly, and the wombat giggling, and the Balrog giggling too. "I AM LUNGORTHIN, LORD OF BALROGS, CAPTAIN OF ANGBAND. I TICK… (View Post)