Could even make it something like "+1 Full Plate, +2 when worn by Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil." (View Post)

I... You guys are totally ruining my joke. (View Post)

I can't read, okay? I'm illegitimate. You're right they're there. Well don't I feel dumb. (View Post)

Can you know what it is to be a God? When you ascended, you thought you were leaving the troubles of your life behind. The pain. The loss. The joy. You thought your days would be filled with greater … (View Post)

These days I'm a professional novelist, but in my hilariously misspent youth BG2 was my favourite game of all time. I bought, and played through, BG:EE as a kind of crowdsourcing for BG2. I even boug… (View Post)