366. You try to cast/scream wail of the Banshee at work when you want to be left alone. 367. You always want to cast stone to flesh on statues of people. (View Post)

344. You expect the Clerk at the hotel lobby to say "-My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse" when you check in. 345. You look for half-ogres South, South-west of town. 346. You always d… (View Post)

339. When you talk to your father in law for his blessing and say -Hand over your ward and no-one will be hurt. If you resist it shall be a waste of your Life. 340. Someone asks you a question and yo… (View Post)