I'm going to assume that this is all true since I don't have the energy to check. But a Barbarian... raging... to throw tiny rocks? Just seems wrong to me. (View Post)

'Your kneecaps are at me mercy!' (View Post)

Wait until he finds Melicamp the talking chicken... (View Post)

@Moomintroll I give up then. I blame the people who buy those books more than the schlock-jockey that wrote it. (View Post)

@lunar I think she said she made up the story because she felt she had gotten too attached to you so she wanted to come up with the most horrible event she could think of to push you away. (View Post)