In spite of the drow's morning star, her skin was no lighter than tar. When the brave would embark for her underdark their hands best be guided by Shar. (View Post)

A bard examined Shar-Teel and suggested she get a face peel "That's what I might do if it looks good on you." she said, as she unsheathed her steel An elf once entreated Safana to quest for… (View Post)

The battle was joined by Sir Garrick who heard girls like their men more barbaric instead of a hunk he turned into chunks but his music was more atmospheric (View Post)

Kagain A gold hungry dwarf named Kagain could shrug off each cut, scrape or sprain His health regiment was demanding some rent from each passing instance of pain (View Post)

I thought it would be fun to write some limericks about the NPCs found in the Baldur's Gate series. Since that form is usually identified with bawdier material I tried to stay true to that while adhe… (View Post)