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I once bought a hamburger from Thalantyr's Diner. It looked good on the menu, but it dissolved a hole through the table. You can never tell what he's selling you. (View Post)

If this kid had half a brain, he wouldn't be sitting on Illithid Santa's lap Too late (View Post)

All of my puns are bad, so please share yours! (View Post)

I like to steal restoration scrolls too (View Post)