Good puns

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All of my puns are bad, so please share yours!

wubble

I'm not sure there is such a thing as a good pun...

rufus_hobart

Just in time for Christmas.

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Impressive

deltago

I find it degrating.

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deltago said:

I find it degrating.

There's a shred of truth to that

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Squire

Did you know that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet on Christmas Day? It's true...there's Noël!

Nonnahswriter

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deltago said:

I find it degrating.

There's a shred of truth to that

And for that, I am grateful.

ShadowHunter

sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world + the feta cheese
everybody's looking for stilton

JuliusBorisov

By the request of @Nonnahswriter‌ , I post this image from the Non-BG and non-IWD games MEME thread

deltago

the elder scrolls

so many memeories.

OlvynChuru

The yuan-ti of Dragon's Eye are a real pain in the asp. The yuan-ti mages who appear on higher difficulties only adder to the problem.

Also, I'd like to mention that bear puns are even easier to make in Spanish than in English. The Spanish word for bear is "oso," and many Spanish adjectives end in "oso," such as "gracioso" (funny), or "espantoso" (grisly).

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OlvynChuru said:

The yuan-ti of Dragon's Eye are a real pain in the asp. The yuan-ti mages who appear on higher difficulties only adder to the problem.

Also, I'd like to mention that bear puns are even easier to make in Spanish than in English. The Spanish word for bear is "oso," and many Spanish adjectives end in "oso." How would I describe these puns?

Son muy graci-osos.

oso many possibilities

FinneousPJ

I'm not great at puns, but I love Stewart Francis

http://youtu.be/qWH5XubGKLA

CamDawg

Puns are lame. I'm not sure why anyone would opun a thread like this.

deltago

CamDawg said:

Puns are lame. I'm not sure why anyone would opun a thread like this.

Clothes it then.

JuliusBorisov

deltago said:

CamDawg said:

Puns are lame. I'm not sure why anyone would opun a thread like this.

Clothes it then.

Oh come on, he's just ironing the thread

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bengoshi said:

deltago said:

CamDawg said:

Puns are lame. I'm not sure why anyone would opun a thread like this.

Clothes it then.

Oh come on, he's just ironing the thread

Laughing so hard...

*pants*

Drugar

A chicken runs into a wall
-Pôk-

CrevsDaak

OlvynChuru said:

easier to make in Spanish than in English

I'll leave some for thee and i'll run away:
estos o-varios más
casi-que ya estamos listos
¡te vas a quemar! A mar del plata

And some in english:
he's got an arpun!
i am stu-dying
the Stupidfire+1

OlvynChuru

Drugar said:

A chicken runs into a wall
-Pôk-

Chicken Pôks?

OlvynChuru

CrevsDaak said:

OlvynChuru said:

easier to make in Spanish than in English

I'll leave some for thee and i'll run away:
estos o-varios más
casi-que ya estamos listos
¡te vas a quemar! A mar del plata

And some in english:
he's got an arpun!
i am stu-dying
the Stupidfire+1

¿Rompí yo tu silla? ¡Lo asiento!

I'm not sure if I said that right. But that's it for the Spanish puns I know. I'll be making English puns from now on in this thread.

OlvynChuru

I'd prefer to obtain all the stat-increasing books each time I play Baldur's Gate, but unfortunately that requires a bit tomeuch manual labor.

OlvynChuru

Here are two from chemistry:

*Nonmetals tend to have really bad conduct; they take too much pleasure in insultating.

*Just remember, if you are lithium and you are on a tightrope five feet above the floorine, it will be hard for you to keep your valance!

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OlvynChuru said:

I'd prefer to obtain all the stat-increasing books each time I play Baldur's Gate, but unfortunately that requires a bit tomeuch manual labor.

I'll do your toil

wubble

OlvynChuru said:

Here are two from chemistry:

*Nonmetals tend to have really bad conduct; they take too much pleasure in insultating.

*Just remember, if you are lithium and you are on a tightrope five feet above the floorine, it will be hard for you to keep your valance!

Chemistry puns? I'm in my element.
Silver walks into a bar, sees gold and shouts 'ey you!
Why was a mole of oxygen excited after a date? he got avagadro's number!
Does anyone have any sodium? Na
Trying to think of a good chemistry pun? all the good ones argon.


I'll leave it there...

wubble

One last one that I just remembered.
What's a chemist's favourite tree?

A stoichiomeTREE!

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What did the acorn say when he grew up?

Geometry

OlvynChuru

wubble said:

OlvynChuru said:

Here are two from chemistry:

*Nonmetals tend to have really bad conduct; they take too much pleasure in insultating.

*Just remember, if you are lithium and you are on a tightrope five feet above the floorine, it will be hard for you to keep your valance!

Chemistry puns? I'm in my element.
Silver walks into a bar, sees gold and shouts 'ey you!
Why was a mole of oxygen excited after a date? he got avagadro's number!
Does anyone have any sodium? Na
Trying to think of a good chemistry pun? all the good ones argon.


I'll leave it there...

*Sili con! Tricks are for kids!

*PETA really hates stores that sulfur.

*When a gas decides to store all of its gasness in a bank, that's called deposition.

*You lost all the gold? Au, that sucks!

There was another good chemistry joke in League of Legends but I don't want to plagiarize it.

Also, I've always thought that "Avogadro's number" sounds like "Avocado's Number."

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OlvynChuru said:

*You lost all the gold? Au, that sucks!

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