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  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    OlvynChuru said:

    wubble said:

    OlvynChuru said:

    Here are two from chemistry:

    *Nonmetals tend to have really bad conduct; they take too much pleasure in insultating.

    *Just remember, if you are lithium and you are on a tightrope five feet above the floorine, it will be hard for you to keep your valance!

    Chemistry puns? I'm in my element.
    Silver walks into a bar, sees gold and shouts 'ey you!
    Why was a mole of oxygen excited after a date? he got avagadro's number!
    Does anyone have any sodium? Na
    Trying to think of a good chemistry pun? all the good ones argon.


    I'll leave it there...

    Also, I've always thought that "Avogadro's number" sounds like "Avocado's Number."
    I call him Avocado quite frequently, just has a nice ring to it. :wink:
  • supposedlysupposedly Member Posts: 206
    Mhamza said:

    Good puns, huh?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Jan Jansen:

    "Well... I had an Uncle Richard that tried to bring nude theater to a festival in Waterdeep... Exposure is usually good for an actor's career, but even so, a cold reception for the play caused the cast to shrink steadily. Blackballed, my uncle tried to recruit from the thieves' guild, but they wouldn't let their nick-ers go. 'Just bare with me,' he would say, but they were afraid of being stripped of their dignity. He gave up the lead to attract new members, and eventually the production's genius was uncovered, even with his part left out."

    Truly epic
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,758
    supposedly said:



    "A chiken crossing the road is poultry in motion"

    Poultrygeist
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    the_spyder said:

    rufus_hobart said:

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    Just in time for Christmas.

    I gotta ask. What does this have to do with Baldur's Grate?
    He had a grate to go along with his butter knife? For a pirate, he sure carried a lot of utensils.

    o0o wait pun thread... guess I gotta come up with one before I finish this post hmmm....

    nope. not happening.

    Sorry.
  • skinnydragonskinnydragon Member Posts: 110
    This thread could be exhilarating but we all know someone will start cracking the egg puns and we'll all end up exhausted
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Uncle Henry think's he's a chicken. We would send him to the doctor, but we need the eggs.
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    @the_spyder I don't get it :/ What's the pun?
  • WilburWilbur Member Posts: 1,173
    FinneousPJ said:

    @the_spyder I don't get it :/ What's the pun?

    I don't think there's one. Just a joke.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Yeah, if it comes to telling regular jokes, I guess I am the first.
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  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    I see. I thought I was missing something obvious!
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Uhhh... egg puns.

    Bacon stop.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    What did the Jolly Rancher's girlfriend get every friday night?

    Sour gropes.
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