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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    They say darkness is terrifyingly sinister, but I do not ferret!
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,758
    Belanos said:


    Just be careful out in the dark, in the mink of an eye it can all be over.

    I always eye a can of coke while it's not over.
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    edited February 2015
    kcwise said:

    A can of coke is ferret any price!

    Personally, I've never been able to gopher soft blinks much.

    Post edited by Belanos on
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    kcwise said:

    A can of coke is ferret any price!

    Can I coke the life out of the ferret already?
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    the_spyder said:



    Can I coke the life out of the ferret already?

    I think we should rather cokes some intelligent dialogue in this thread.

  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Belanos said:

    the_spyder said:



    Can I coke the life out of the ferret already?

    I think we should rather cokes some intelligent dialogue in this thread.

    Nah, I think that ship has safely and firmly Coked it. But if you can find any intelligence in this thread, I am all ferret.

  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    Did you hear the one about the beached blonde? Apparently in some countries the story is considered hairetical.
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    He lusted after her but she was blonde to his advances.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    How many blondes does it take to make a bombshell? Two.
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    the_spyder said:

    How many blondes does it take to make a bombshell? Two.

    I shell pretend I didn't read that one.

  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    LadyRhian said:

    The mushroom said, "I don't know why people don't like me. After all I'm a fun gi!"

    It's probably because he's sporing.

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Belanos Or stuffed to the gills with Hallucinogens. ;)
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Those jokes are rather mold
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    edited February 2015
    LadyRhian said:

    Or stuffed to the gills with Hallucinogens. ;)

    Does that mean he's on an asset trip?
    wubble said:

    Those jokes are rather mold

    Ha! The yokes on you.

  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    LadyRhian said:


    Be careful of some vegetables. They made Artichoke.

    Though most of them lettuce be healthier.

  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    I think i'll leaf now.
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    edited February 2015
    wubble said:

    I think i'll leaf now.

    I be leaf I will join you. I plant see this thread going anywhere.

  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    the_spyder said:


    Never apologize for being punny. I'm a rabbit fan of puns. lettuce ear some more. You Punny rabbit.

    Yes, people need to rabbit by the horns and stop being so concerned what other people think.

  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Belanos said:

    the_spyder said:


    Never apologize for being punny. I'm a rabbit fan of puns. lettuce ear some more. You Punny rabbit.

    Yes, people need to rabbit by the horns and stop being so concerned what other people think.

    That's a load of bull.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Belanos said:

    the_spyder said:


    Never apologize for being punny. I'm a rabbit fan of puns. lettuce ear some more. You Punny rabbit.

    Yes, people need to rabbit by the horns and stop being so concerned what other people mink.

    Fixed that for ya.
  • BelanosBelanos Member Posts: 968
    LadyRhian said:

    I don't carrot one bit.I don't want to be shellfish and give other people time to pun on.

    Oh peas! You shouldn't flounder on corals in this thread, it's all for pun after all.

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