I tend to get writer's block a lot when I have to write. Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to come up with one sentence. It could be worse, though - I've heard that some criminals spend multiple years on a single sentence.
Who was Snow White's Brother? Egg white, get the yolk?
Cinderella took lots of pictures at the ball. Afterwards, sent them off to be processed and laid around the house all day, singing, "Some day, my prints will come!"
I tend to get writer's block a lot when I have to write. Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to come up with one sentence. It could be worse, though - I've heard that some criminals spend multiple years on a single sentence.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
That is an OLD Dr. Demento Song. So is "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta, which is ALL fish puns.
Is that where it's from? I knew it had to be from somewhere since a lot of the other sailor songs were recognizable. The developers had fun throwing in things like that.
I trout he'll have much luck if he's picky though. For some women it's all about the bass. He should be sure to have a good tuna playing if she gets in, that really helps to get them in the mood. Even then, it might take a whale for her to warm up to him. And if he isn't really nice to her, it might mackeral mad at him.
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Cinderella took lots of pictures at the ball. Afterwards, sent them off to be processed and laid around the house all day, singing, "Some day, my prints will come!"
It reminds me of Persona 4's Teddie... o_o;;
Teddie is the king of all bear puns.
With Koshion!
I flounder an' den I lobster...
I flounder an' den I lobster...
But wit' all my sole I know
she'll be a-swimmin' home ta me...
That is an OLD Dr. Demento Song. So is "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta, which is ALL fish puns.
@Belanos YESSSSS.
AND I'll let you all wonder if that's a pun or not.