I hereby cancel my alliance with @anduin and denounce him as the evil lich that he is. (We never signed a treaty anyway so it didn't really count.)
I also offer my humblest apologies for my appalling behaviour to my commander @Nimran , to each of the members of the Ferret Force Five and to the Ferret legion as a whole. I will submit myself for internal disciplinary action to be decided on by the laws of the legion.
However I must continue my righteous crusade against @shandyr and @aedan who have besmirched my honour and attacked me with WMFs. I will also officially request the support of my commander in chief @nimran . I realise that with the actions I took I have no right to ask for this support but honour demands that I must.
Before that my dearest fremesis, before that. He actually threw cauliflowers at me.
They were very young, torn from their families. They were too young to die.
Listen to me! I am mourning these poor young innocent cauliflower souls!
Not to mention that wubble cast you aside like people spit out used chewing gum, to be tramped on by inattentive passersby! You, to be tramped on! The aspiring mighty Lord of Lords and ruler of this plane!
There we go. We cloned Shandyr boiz
I have werebears on my side, not to mention that I'm in negotiations with weresharks.
This could lead to an all out forum war. Or, we could just part here peacefully and each continue our own little wars. The choice is yours. In any case I will take that cauliflower you aimed at me as hostage and demand ransom for it from Anduin. Thank you very much.
My own goals and aspirations have always been in line with those of the Ferret Legion. However, there was never room for another Ferreteer in the Ferret Five.
From my point of view, you now have valid reason to make room. Should you decide to act accordingly on wubble's treason and his ignorance of the Ferret Legion's policies I would gladly join the Ferret Five.
@anduin is a necessary evil in the conflict that @shandyr and @aedan have brought upon me. @shandyr has attempted to usurp my rightful domination of the guess thread, and @aedan has used Weapons of Mass Fandom without warning against me even after we called a truce.
Even the UN support my cause, mostly because I'm bribing them.
Oh sod it! I've gone and revealed my plan in exposition again.
Have you had some kind of mushroom crevs? Because your logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead. Zeppelins would easily be better than dragons, unless they suffered from some kind of communication breakdown.
@CrevsDaak I can give you a Martian Mind Focusing Potion for free... we have a lot of them on board... as always I should warn you that it has never been tested on non-Martians so we're not sure about any... unexpected effects... if it works normally it will render your mind fully immune to any altering effects for 24 hours...
@Nimran Galactic Law prohibits us from interfering in the wars of less advanced races.. we're just observers... Why do you think we brought infinite popcorn generators?
Every time someone posts here the trophy is bumped up again to the top of the activity wall, for everyone to see. Can't say I don't enjoy that. Watch the splendor of my trophy. Watch the shiny symbol of my superiority over he whose name rhymes with bubble!
@mlnevese thanks! *zips potions*
Do martians have an obsession with popcorn? The potion tasted like popcorn!
*hair turns blue*
Well, that's not...
*turns all blue*
Dammit! Of all the colours, why blue...
I'm blue daba...
Crevs Daak- Death.