My favorite pun I ever made was when I complained that I was sore and my husband offered to give me a massage (bear with me here).
Me: I don't think that will help. It's my knees that are sore. Husband: Yeah, I don't really know how I'd rub them. Me: That's because you respect women. Husband: ??? Me: You have no experience with...massagin' knee.
Sign on store during summertime: Sorry, our A/C is broken. Please bare with us until it is fixed.
Well it's not a pun, but it's kind of a humorous story. I once saw this picture of the aftermath of a tornado somewhere in the US. There was one house, all that was left was the foundation and the floor boards. Every one of the walls, and of course the roof, were gone. On the front lawn the owner had put up a sign, "For Sale, fully air conditioned." I was rather impressed that someone was able to maintain a sense of humour through all that devastation.
@Belanos Also, plenty of room to expand and add new addition. A Real Fixer-upper (and downer!) with excellent views from every room. A Nice, open property. Really feels spacious.
Downsides? Could use some more weather-proofing. Roof very leaky. Feels every breeze that passes through...
Need water for AGREEnhouse? You can always get some water down by the LIKE! [Or, if you have too much water, you can make a PRO-MOAT! I don't see any others INSIGHT!]
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Last year in high school I took a lot of fitness classes in gym, and in one of them involved a lot of jogging. The students weren't supposed to cut corners while jogging around the track. So, I guess if the class had a slogan, it would be, "Use your legs, not your hypotenuse!"
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Me: I don't think that will help. It's my knees that are sore.
Husband: Yeah, I don't really know how I'd rub them.
Me: That's because you respect women.
Husband: ???
Me: You have no experience with...massagin' knee.
I was so proud of myself.
Downsides? Could use some more weather-proofing. Roof very leaky. Feels every breeze that passes through...
I once convinced a friend of mine that my car had 4-50 air conditioning.
I love her.
In December I had a Christmas cookie exchange at my house, and we played the "Lil Bub fireplace" video on constant loop.
Why did Sephiroth hire a mage to fight for him? She knew "Cloudkill".
What is a piano-playing Bard's favorite brand? Casignome.
The letter D hurt its back, so they leaned over to the letter beside them, and whispered "I need to go home. I'm sore, E.".
"Age eyes Jay."
"'Kay"
I'll stop now, elle.
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No one puts Jules second!!!
M N O Fish!
O S A R Fish!
I think I've strained my eyes.