And you can only see it by riding a mountain bike down the flat irons at local midnight during a blue moon. Shooting the Shelf at the Dark Horse beforehand doesn't hurt. (View Post)

Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx, Monkey Business (View Post)

Holy cow, someone put a copy of this on youtube! Even the folks from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 couldn't help this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJDAmBQ1u2g (View Post)

And I, for one, welcome our new Euro overlords! Why my family ever left is beyond me! I like being a target of religious repression! And Celtic genocide! And corruption! And murderous security forces… (View Post)

There must be more. I mean, there is a mouth and teeth, so I think some sort of structure(s) for digestion would be likely. (View Post)