Written by Emo Philips, who might be the best joke writer I've ever heard of. (View Post)

Light travels much faster than sound. This is why some people are attractive until they speak. (View Post)

What’s the old Tennessee Williams line? “Well, Big Daddy, they say nature abhors a vacuum.” “That doesn’t mean a vacuum is worse than what nature replaces it with.” Or something like that. (View Post)

Well, I got my brain MRI results. They didn't find anything. Unfortunately, now that I'm brainless, I'll have to get a job as an expert on ESPN. (View Post)

Okay, I'm back after a few months' hiatus. First, the good news. My scans came back yesterday. So my cancer still hasn't spread after six years (to the week) of first detection. That puts me in the l… (View Post)