I foresaw the wyvern's approach and baked some extra cookies with wyvern poison in them, they should be safe to eat for everyone else. :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :… (View Post)

781. After handing in your assignment you promptly kill your lecturer and retrieve the work you handed in from their corpse. (View Post)

Fortunately he had yet to change into the earlier mentioned "pair" of bandages which was in fact a bankini which allowed his pasty embalmed flesh to see the sunlight for the first time in m… (View Post)

Fortunately, Primark has a very fetching summer bandage range to allow him to get a tan. (View Post)

Fortunately, winter is not coming any time soon. (View Post)