Is that YOUR first born child or did you just steal it from some innocent family like the evil mummy you are? (View Post)

It can start in september sometimes, Damn carol singers! (View Post)

Here in the UK, we have the labour party run by Ed Miliband(A spineless prat who somehow managed to forget about the deficit in his speech). There's the Liberal Democrats run by nick Clegg the d… (View Post)

Chemistry puns? I'm in my element. Silver walks into a bar, sees gold and shouts 'ey you! Why was a mole of oxygen excited after a date? he got avagadro's number! Does anyone have any … (View Post)

so much tagging... (View Post)