Cardinal Richelieu's aunt (View Post)

You are an overzealous, trumped up little squirt, an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex who commands as much respect and affection from fellow crew members as Long John Sil… (View Post)

Biff chip and kipper! (standard reading for kids throughout the uk when they're just starting to read) I read quite a lot of Roald dahl and Dick King Smith, I can't remember the actual books but I de… (View Post)

Unfortunately @Anduin 's probably getting lots of false hope with the amount of notifications we're giving him. :) (View Post)

Unfortunately it didn't realise that @Anduin was a mummy and ate him anyway. (View Post)