I have returned to my rightful place. elminster as my first minister and right hand man, how fares my kingdom since I last posted here? (View Post)

Obama found intruiging (View Post)

Let's be honest though, does anyone actually give an honest answer to every question on those things? 'cause I sure don't. (View Post)

*wubble dumps several tonnes of caustic soda into the water to make sure it's done properly* Don't want him surviving like a movie villain (View Post)

How do we know that YOU didn't help him get the fleas on to the rest of us? (View Post)