Dost thou mocketh me? Thee had better be warned for elminster shalt arriveth and spanketh thee for being silly! (View Post)

You ARE Nimran! You are his schizophrenic alter ego, if you shoot yourself in the cheek he'll die and then you will control the people who you aren't allowed to speak about(1st rule). CoryNewb next. (View Post)

@O_Bruce‌ Unfortunately 5 is something I completely understand : ( I have to start training for the Tough Mudder I'm planning on doing in august. Hopefully I'll be better prepared for this one. (View Post)

elminster will float in next (View Post)

One last one that I just remembered. What's a chemist's favourite tree? A stoichiomeTREE! (View Post)