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mlnevese

Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed. -- Thomas Henry Huxley

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  • Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed.
    -- Thomas Henry Huxley
    October 16
  • It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can.
    Relaxing your brain is fatal.
    -- Stirling Moss, British racing car driver, Newsweek May 16, 1955
    October 9
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I dunno, burn out and breakdowns are a very real thing.
  • Invader Zim is back! :)
    October 6
  • A man can never know his capabilities till he has freed them, and this testing process involves risk.
    -- A. F. Mummery
    October 1
  • Seek not to know who said this or that, but take note of what has been said.
    -- Thomas a Kempis
    June 3
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      That's good, because I am terrible at remembering names anyway.

      For instance, your name was... mnsleeve, right?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Good enough...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I thought it was mulnaverse?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You're getting there...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Who said that again?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I SAID, WHO SAID THAT AGAIN? CAN YOU HEAR ME?! HELLO!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Looks like there's been an interference in telecommunication signals caused by release of noise packets by Venusian warships. Venusians seem to be doing this on purpose.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Is it Venusians? Or is it Anduin?!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      "When in doubt, always blame the gnome". Old jungle saying.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      "When in doubt bombard all suspects from orbit" Old Martian saying...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      "Anduin is a pretty good gnome and can animate your great-great-gran to do the mamba" Anduin
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Wait, isn't that samba?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Ay caramba!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      I take no responsibility for what I write. Blame my parents.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I’m so confused... someone pass me the mashedtaters...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin casts mirror image on mashedtaters, mashedtaters passes himself to another image, that in turn makes all the other images pass themselves to each other creating a impossibility conjunction that threatens all rational thought and logic in the universe*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mashedtaters explodes
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Potato popcorn?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Skatan casts (scroll) *Resurrection; Mashedtaters*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      The starchy, slimey bits of tater-popcorn on the walls levitates together to form a mass of tatery consciousness.
      “I LIVE!”
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin starts eating Mashedtaters*

      Needs more butter...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Aaaah! My legs!!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      hmmm.... profit....

      Casts "Coninuous Regeneration" mashedtaters
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Aaahh... my legs...

      AAAH!! MY LEGS!!

      Aaahh... my legs...

      AAAH!! MY LEGS!!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I keep staring at this and giggling.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Needs more salt.

      *Anduin pours on salt*
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      You know what, you should add some fried onion cubes to it. Will make it more tasty. ;)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Bite me.

      ...oh, wait... I shouldn’t have used that euphemism...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Skatan casts "Abi Dalzim's buttery and savory tater sauce" on @mashedtaters.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      A less well known spell that nontheless has a very strong cult following.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Mmm, tater sauce...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *As mashedtaters is divided, served to, and devoured by an undead gnome mummy, a ferret, an alien, a Rik, and a fast-food-chain-mega-corporation-turned-D&D-fanatic, he realizes philosophically that such is the price to pay for being a delicious side-dish.
      He joins in and starts eating himself*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *then a magpie flies in a eats mashedtaters mouth so he can no longer enjoy the delectable meal*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Casts "epic improved continuous regeneration" mashedtaters

      I hope it's not too much...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      *Casts Simulacrum: mashedtaters*

      It's never too much... ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I think I'm gonna leave before the ethical implications hit me :D
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *The two continuously regenerating and growing mashedtaters creatures look at each other from across the growing expanse between them. Soon they are both the size of buildings and growing beyond the abilities of the group to feed. Is this it? Is this the moment when there are finally too much mashedtaters at the dinner table?
      Of course not! With additional size come even larger appetite to fuel such size.
      The two mashedtaters creatures, growing hungrier by the minute, immediately start chowing down on each other with voracious appetite. The large piles of mashedtaters begins to shrink.*
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      But wouldn't they both expand by the same mass they are eating from each other rather than shrink, scientifically speaking I mean? (because science has a given place in this thread)

      Taterception. They will be stuck in an infinite loop, eating each other for all eternity.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Ouroboros is Taters!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Note to self... spells designed to work on Martians may have strange effects on other life forms...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      ...unless we transmutate them...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin pauses*

      Have we just cured world hunger?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      We also gave mashedtaters cancer.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      But it’s such delicious cancer...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin pauses*

      I'm undead. I don't eat. My digestive system was removed in an ancient ritual and sits on the mantlepiece.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Don't worry, we'll fit you with a new one. ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Wait he has cancer, he continuously regenerates.... Mashedtaters is Deadpool!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Deadtaters
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Mashedpool?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mashedwaders.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Holy heroes Batman! That sound like two epic new Marvel comics!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      This activity thread is sooooo long.....

      We can try to expand this even further to see if we can fill the whole of the activity page. ;)

      By the way, what happens when an activity thread is larger than the size of the activity page? Does it create an explosion? A Big Bang? Or maybe a Black Hole?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      LETS FIND OUT B)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It never happened before... And this is Vanilla after all :)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Vanilla... is jank.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Did anyone get a screenshot of this? I think this is already the longest wall thread in the history of the forum...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      All I know is I’m out of mashedtaters. I and me just finished eating each other.

      Casts *Improved Regeneration* mlnevese wall thread
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Let's talk about the weather.

      @Minion, would you like to join our discussion?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Weather’s been lousy lately.
      -Anonymous farmer
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      "Nevertheless," I say to the farmer, "the weather is still favourable for the cultivation of taters."
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Yes... yes... taters... soon they will be mashed... and then... AND THEN...!
      ...they will be the most delicious thing... in the forums!!
      Bwahahah!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      What’s taters, precious? What’s taters?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERS!

      (insert random ramblings here to prolong the thread)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Is it true that you can use taters as a source of electric current?

      https://youtu.be/qklwcvXE_sU
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      "Taters" - urban dictionary

      One who is a fan of the Clemson Tigers. Originally an agricultural school, "tater" has become a nickname for anyone who goes to the school or supports its team.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Is this about sports?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      The 1st annual Tater Games.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      We can use tater batteries as an efficient and renewable source of energy for propelling Martian spaceships. It will also decrease the pollution levels in outer space, and save the funds allocated to the research on anti-matter derived fuel sources.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nahhh we just drain plasma from the nearest star... I posted a photo somewhere in the forum about it :)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      But it's not "renewable"! Think of the hazards of doing so endlessly... You will eventually disturb the gravitational field of the star, which will cause the fabric of space-time to warp and twist, and soon everyone of us will be sucked into the void where the star once existed...

      On the other hand, taters can regenerate...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ..and be eaten if your hungry. You can't really eat plasma, right. Right?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      There’s a first time for everything!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Sends a magnetically sealed bottle of plasma to Nimran...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Talking about taters without me?!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Nimran eats the plasma.
      Nimran mutates into a plasma ferret.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Plasma ferret? Does this mean you'll now emit high-frequency electrons? How does this work?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It means now he's hot :)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Positively sizzling!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I can sense elevated radioactivity levels now...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      It seems we have already filled over three-quarters of the activity page with this thread. Just a little bit more now... ;)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Is it just me or is his page lengthening to accommodate the length of this thread?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Relativity effect... or one of us is a Time Lord...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Time is just a relative concept...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Just like sanity.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Or how mashed a tater needs to be before we need to refer to it as creamed...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      This thread needs to be expanded further! Let me attempt a parody on Poe's work (with spaces in between the lines): ;)

      Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

      In there stepped a stately Magpie of the saintly days of yore;

      Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

      But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—

      Perched upon a gnomish mummy just above my chamber door—

      Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Are you SURE you aren't a bard?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I'm only a humble Sorcerer who animates words with magic and makes them do wondrous things... Verbomancy, you can say. ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Sooooo yes? ;)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Well, maybe... since I also enjoy tinkering with various things and learn bits and pieces about them as a result. But even then, my focus is primarily on my field of study in which I specialize. So something like Sorcerer (25) Bard (5), maybe? ;)

      Actually, I like creative writing, reading stories and listening to classical music, and occasionally dabbling in the visual arts. So they contribute significantly to my bardic skills. ;) (Or maybe, they're just artistic skills, cause I like to express my ideas in the form of art! :D )
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Sounds legit to me.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Wait... a magpie perched, on me, above your chamber door...



      How in the nine hells did I get here?

      *Anduin continues to eat mashedtater… Stabs magpie with fork, dunks it in the taters and continues eating*

      Tastes like chicken...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Why do so many things taste like chicken? Why can't more things taste like duck? Duck is delicious!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I know! It tastes like chicken!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I sometimes wonder if chicken actually tastes like chicken...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Has anyone here tasted the Hyper-chicken?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      The Entity That Shall Not Be Named could...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      You mean the Nameless One?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      No, the other one.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      You mean Lord Voldemort?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Oh, Rom Tiddle?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I said he/she/it shall not be named...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Oh, my ex.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Wait... Your ex is he who can't be named?!?!?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It must be an interesting story...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Oh yeah, lots of forbidden curses flying about. I must have an innate +5 save to mind domination spells after that.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Anyways, let's continue the poem:


      And the Magpie, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

      On the ancient gnomish mummy just above my chamber door;

      The gnome could not eat him because, the Magpie flew out of his jaws,

      And inside then came Santa Claus, from the chimney to the floor—

      Falling with his heavy figure from the chimney to the floor—

      "Peace, ho!" says he, "I implore!"
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Minion, crash length of thread.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Considering how many favorable reactions Rik have given Minion, I think Minion will take his side!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I don't think Minion would do something just for reactions... now the Hyperchicken....
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Note to self.. it seems my target is immune to favorable reactions and emoticons. Time to bring out the big guns and move to Plan B; Flowers and chocolate.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Minion is to robot, so the best way to make him your friend is to gift him a new battery or maybe upgrade his hardware...

      Or you can simply open up his circuitry and alter the necessary configurations... ;)
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      I've managed to sweet talk HK47, I think I can manage to sweet talk Minion.

      CHA18.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Lets get to the poem... Me and Santa do not get on... Let me elucidate...


      Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
      Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
      While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a creaking,
      As of some one gently creeping, creeping on my chamber roof.
      “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, creeping on my chamber roof—
      Only this and nothing morph.”

      Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
      And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
      Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
      From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the santa claus—
      For the rare and radiant family man whom the saints name santa claus—
      Nameless here for eversaws.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
      In there stepped a man in red of the saintly days of yore;
      Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
      But, with mien of lord, opened his sack on the chamber floor—
      Planted crackers and Presents around my chamber floor—
      Mistltoe, and tinsel, and nothing more.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Then this old man beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
      By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
      “Though been a naughty boy,” Santa said, “To much partyin and ravin,
      Ghastly ales and ancient women wandering the Nightly shore!"
      "Oi" said I "Not true! I am a goodly gnome!" I swore.
      Quoth the Santa “Gurn some more.”
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I gurned some more aplenty, gurning I did a-many,
      Until I thought, this red guy is a, although friendly is a bore,
      So I got my axe and sword and crossbow and many toothy saw,
      And chopped the guy into little bits, and lots of bloody gore,
      "Aha!" Said I Dropping presents you will do no more."
      Quoth the Santa "Nevermore"
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin proud of his work continues to eat mashedpartartoes*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *claps loudly*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Just took a screenshot of this wall post before Vanilla decides to wipe it :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      You’re a poet but Minion didn’t know it.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Did you think you could kill Santa so easily? You are mistaken, and you cannot deprive little children of Santa's presents like that! Now, feel the power of my rhyme!



      Though the gnome killed the Santa Claus, thinking that this was a great loss,

      To little children who won't get Santa's presents any more.

      However, he was but misled, for 'twas not Santa but his shade,

      And real Santa was not dead, and in he came through the door---

      "That was my image, silly gnome! How could you this fact ignore?"

      Fell he laughing to the floor.



      Then the ancient gnomish mummy, thought he had a queasy tummy,

      Seeing Santa still alive, rolling and laughing on the floor.

      "Are my eyes truly mistaken?!" said the gnome, his senses shaken,

      "Have I too much butter taken, eating taters more and more?

      Eating taters with a lot of butter in them, more and more?

      This I should promptly abhor!"



      But the temptation of tater, made the gnome's mouth strongly water,

      "Forgive me, great Urdlen! For this I can't resist any more!"

      And so the gnome took spoon and plate, and swiftly the taters he ate,

      And not before it was too late, did he cease his eating chore,

      Eating till his little tummy swelled up like never before,

      And then he fell to the floor.



      Santa now was keenly seeing, how the gnome brought his own ruin,

      Eating taters with a lot of butter in them more and more.

      "How could thou be fatter than me? What's your secret? Tell me, tell me!

      For truly I'm impressed by thee! So that now this gift is your!"

      Saying this, Santa took out a gift and placed it on the floor---

      And inside were taters more!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Violets are blue, roses are red.
      Poetry is dead.
      - Grumpy cat.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Not dead, 'tis undead... ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

      -- H.P. Lovecraft
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Santa ate my taters once... that goofy, fat elf.

      So did eternity. Time eats all.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I thought Santa was a gnome, isn't he so?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      You know, according to DC comics, Santa delivers coal to Darkseid every year.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      This thread is almost as long as the page on iPhone.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      A little more, and then we can conquer the activity page! Let's have another poem (a sequel to the previous one):


      Once upon a time in High Hedge, lived Thalantyr the mighty mage,

      Making golems and selling artifacts from the days of yore.

      The gnomish mummy went to him, and asked him how to become slim,

      The mage told him, "Go to the gym!" and stomped his staff on the floor---

      Stomped his staff with a massive thud, sending tremors along the floor---

      And the gnome fled through the door!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      I'm fairly sure the page gets longer as this thread gets longer. It feels like I scroll more to get to the bottom now than I used to do before we began to mess with vanilla in this thread.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      However, I think Vanilla will also enjoy reading this thread. I never thought I could make so many parodies out of a single poem! :D

      I just wish that Minion joins us in this discussion...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      So are we stress testing Vanilla now?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Why not... it has been stress testing us for 6+ years :)
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      ^ LOL
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Let us chant Alaundo's prophecy to save this precious thread from extinction!

      "The Lord of Murder shall perish

      But in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny

      Chaos will be sown from their passing

      So sayeth the wise Alaundo"
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      No. Let us chunder. Chant was so middle ages ago...
    • Quartz
      Quartz
      Hi.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hey welcome Quartz! :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Quartz... Is that... Is that you? I still call Dorn, Quartz... Every now and again...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ROFL @ mlnevese!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      This thread is now a month old. Won't we have a celebration?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      I'm having a party right now! In my pants.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Casting Levitation on this thread...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Scrolling this thread stopped being fun.. 5 days ago or so? Maybe we should just let it die out.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Did this thread die? Oh well. I should just leave it be then...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Coooooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Here's another poem dedicated to both @Anduin and @Nimran!



      The gnome now thought that he would make, something to cure his stomach ache,

      So he decided to bake cookies of many a flavour!

      But therein a ferret did lurk, sneaking in the shadowy dark,

      And all the cookies he did mark, while he hid behind the door---

      Waiting there until the gnome was tired and began to snore---

      And when the gnome woke up, the cookies were there no more.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      No... Knowing Nimran... He probably tried to kill me by filling me with cookies.
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      Kitties cuddling ferrets! n.n And cookies. :3
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *cuteness intensifies*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Seek not to know who said this or that, but take note of what has been said.
      The Krampus
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      "No one's around to play with Wumpus..."
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      So the thread finally died out. Good riddance, I say!
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I agree. Everyone stop posting on this thread!

      Jeez...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      yeah, it's gonna be great finally reading the activity page without scrolling through this behemoth every day.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Seriously. Like you, I can’t wait until people stop posting here so I can more easily read the activity page. That will be the day...!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Isn't it ironical that you're breathing life into the very same thread whose demise you are so eagerly awaiting? ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Ironical is a good word. Its not used enough anymore.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Bump.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I think someone may have found me out...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      So... This all started with a quote about remembering who said what being more important than what not siaded?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      This thread is immortal! Bow before its power!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      My phone officially now blips when scrolling this thread!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Blip.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Definition of blip
      1 : a trace on a display screen (such as an oscilloscope); especially : a spot on a radar screen
      2 : a short crisp sound
      3 : an interruption of the sound received in a radio or television program or occurring in a recording as a result of blipping
      4 : a transient sharp movement up or down (as of a quantity commonly shown on a graph)
      5 : something relatively small or inconsequential within a larger context made only a blip on the political scene.
      6: A halfling barbarian who likes to aim critical hits at gonads.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Hmm, it seems Merriam-Webster forgot to add the last one to their page.

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/blip
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      They should fix that.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      They should.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I’m posting this here just to be annoy @Minion.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Poached parrots party partly precariously perched perhaps.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Perhaps poached parrots prefer patient parents past partytime?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Penultimately, past partytime patients prefer poached parent parrots, perhaps?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Great to see this back again! :D
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      My scrolling finger hurts.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      My god, you brought back the beast! Why oh why did you do that!? That's a fungal like feat of necromancia!
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Gah! My finger! I think I broke it...
      curse you, you cursed mummy you!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Vita.... Mortis.... Careo!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      This must be a fun string of notifications for mlnvese lol.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Without a doubt... ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Add this to all notifications I get as moderator and it makes my day :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      For crying out loud, Rik! Why you gotta be so darn awesome and bring this thread back???
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Couldn't resist the temptation... ;)
    • Contemplative_Hamster
      Contemplative_Hamster
      I'm just here for the shavasana. And the salsa dip.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Shavasana is too easy... Sarvangasana or Sirshasana pose a better challenge... ;)

      Anyways, it's good to see that people in other parts of the world are acquainted with our ancient arts. :)
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Hmm... what's this wand I found? Let's try it out and see.

      Skatan cast resurrection: the Behemoth.

      Oh, my.. What did I just do?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Once again let us say:

      "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
      And with strange aeons even death may die..."
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Hand...cramping...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Resist it! You really should stop posting in this thread, it's not even funny anymore.

      Oh, wait.. ?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      If I had a like for every post in this wall post I would have a lot of likes :)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      You know what, this thread should be stickied at the top of the activity page... ;)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      My eyes! Who is the freaking forumite that did this abominable...?

      @SKATAN??!!
    • Dev6
      Dev6
      Jesus christ guys, just let it die...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Not really sure what religion has to do with it...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Hey, how could I have known this wand was a wand of resurrection? I don't have that high lore. "Don't blame the wielder, blame the weapon", as the old saying goes.

      (..or wait, was it the other way around?)
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Alone in the night, a single magpie struts around. He picks and pokes, searching for treasures. He's sure he saw something shiny here. The beak and fangs claw through dirt and mud and grease and death and there.. far, far below the surface, he finds it; the shiny gem of the activity page. He reaches for it and gently pulls it to the surface.

      Rise, Beast. Rise to glory again!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Augh, no why!?
    • lolien
      lolien
      I wondered just now, if this would turn up ever again. What have you done scriver?
    • Dev6
      Dev6
      You... What have you done...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Let's continue the poem, this time dedicated to @Skatan! Here you go:


      And the Magpie never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting,

      In the high-tech Martian spaceship, just over mlnevese's chamber door.

      And when the Martian wasn't eyeing, the Magpie went swiftly flying,

      To where the ship's control was lying, and he pressed "one, two, three, four"!

      And just when the numbers were pressed, opened wide the spaceship door---

      And all was sucked out the door!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      “This is the song that never ends,
      It goes on and on again...”
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      "some people
      Started singing
      Not knowing what it was..."
    • LadyRhian
      LadyRhian
      "BEWARE I LIVE!" "RUN, COWARD, RUN!"
      Sinister flies into the room, called by his quote...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
    • scriver
      scriver
      I take no responsibility! In fact I am certain Necromancy is a war crime in Sweden. I'm taking you to jail Skatan!
    • Arctodus
      Arctodus
      Please ! Stop posting in this thread it’s cluttering the Activity page !! :(

      Oh no ! I commented !! What have I done !! 😮
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      A lot of things are outlawed in Sweden that shouldn't be; ie stealing shiny things that might belong to someone else, pickpocketing, etc.. It's ridiculous!
  • A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood
    -- Chinese Proverb
    September 23
  • Impatience dires the blood sooner than age or sorrow.
    -- Creon
    September 17
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Do you think typo_tilly would have to tell you something upon reading that? :/
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nope... :)
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      Dire as a verb? Silly alien. XD
      :3
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Complain with the universal translator :)
  • All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
    -- Aristotle
    September 10
  • I just love when a cartoon theme gets stuck in my head. Watching 20 episodes of Blaze and the Monster Machines with the kids today may or may not be involved...
    September 3
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      If I had a quarter for every time the Doc Mcstuffins theme got stuck in my head, I could by lunch at a fancy restaurant.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Sometimes the only way to get it unstuck is to listen to it once more... It's probably a bug :)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Those darn memetic sicknesses
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      We need an update patch :)
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      For me its Paw Patrol. My cousin's son Bucky loves it, and the theme song is horribly catchy.

      PAPA TROLL
      PAPA TROLL
      WHENEVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
      PAPA TROLL
      PAPA TROLL
      WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE

      I wish he watched older-aged cartoons like Adventure Time or Steven Universe.

      WE
      ARE THE CRYSTAL
      GEMS
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Sometimes, I put on Sesame Street, just so I can have actualy music stuck in my head.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Lately it's either Blaze oe the first Cars movie...
  • The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
    -- The Roman Rule
    September 3
  • SMRT
    Hi minevese,

    Could you please verify my account? My posts are disappearing so I suspect my account is considered a spambot. Thanks!

    Kind regards,
    SMRT
    August 28
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      I just took care of it for you.
  • All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
    -- Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility
    August 27
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Or maybe we are moving just enough to get in their way... after all, motion is relative. ;)