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mlnevese

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson

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  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

    Bill Watterson
    March 24
  • That time you try to resume an Icewind dale playthrough you started some time last year... and does not remember any of the characters in your group, their equipment and which spells they know...
    March 19
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You also have no idea what you were doing...
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      I last played mine on 2014 I think lmfao, although it is a memorable party (all shorties from the Jansen family).
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Maybe I should just start over...
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Make a Fellowship of the Cookie themed party and post their exploits!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Day 3: "Kuldahar is burning"
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Do the same with Skyrim, or witcher (if you play any of those games), its near impossible to continue.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I have a Witcher 3 game. The last save is from October last year...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      @Thacobell Day 3? Was the group sleeping? In a coma? Not drunk, certainly. If the group was drunk it would not go beyond minute 3 before the entire Ice wind Dale was on fire....
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Well, Easthaven had to fall first. Do you know how hard it is to get some good arson going in all that snow?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Not to mention the invincible Doom Squirrel kept being immune to fire...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I do not doubt this group can set ice on fire...
    • wubble
      wubble
      Done :)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Should I say I'm not surprised? :)
  • Why does everything made for babies must have bears or bunnies? I think we have a conspiracy here...
    March 18
    • wubble
      wubble
      There should be more gibberling themed baby items!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      If you're really lucky, you can find elephants.
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      I think the 'conspiracy' is actually just conformity to silly societal norms.

      I, personally, think it would be nice to have photo-realistic images of animals on baby/kid stuff.
    • deltago
      deltago
      What would you like instead of bears and bunnies?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Dragons and Beholders?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      How about cookies?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Slime molds
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      No wait, Sea Slugs. Easily the most beautiful creatures out there. The bright contrasting colors would be perfect for infants too.
    • wubble
      wubble
      Xvarts!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Wouldn't some maniac try to kill the babies?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Yes... I was about to suggest mummified cats...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Do you have to dedicate the baby to Bast in order to use mummified cats?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      No. But you do have to swaddle.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Looks reasonable... I think I'll take some...
    • lolien
      lolien
      Go for the dotty mushroom themed gear, if you would like to be real cool.
  • My baby girl is home :)
    March 16
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Heck yeah
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Yay! Now get out of these forums and be with your family! :D
    • lolien
      lolien
      I can imagine the joy of the family, congratulations and all the best wishes to you all!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Yippee!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      My wife says your daughter is adorable :)
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      I am so happy for you all! :)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Thank you all :)

      @ThacoBell Thank your wife for me as well :)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Will do :)
  • My wife just called from hospital. My little girl is coming home tomorrow :)
    March 15
  • I hope I'll never have to see one of my children with a feeding tube down their throat again. My little girl was removed from the incubator and all tubes removed yesterday. She's still in intensive care but I believe the worst is over.
    March 15
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      The news just keeps getting better and better :)
  • My baby girl is now feeding on her own... One more step to coming home with us :)
    March 13
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Yes!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Great!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      The usage of cutlery is an important milestone...

      Good news!
  • My wife has been discharged from the hospital after a week there. My little Martian is happy to have his mother back :)
    March 10
  • My little lady is intensive care due to trouble breathing. The doctors told me it's normal as she is premature but they still have no idea when I'll be allowed to take her home. Once more this forum give me some laugh and distraction in a hard moment in my life. Thank you all.
    March 8
    • JuliusBorisov
      JuliusBorisov
      mlnevese, my thoughts tonight are with you!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      My prayers are with your family.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I'll make you laugh.

      Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night?

      He was wondering if there really is a dog.

      ...

      But is there a dog?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I know there's a Beamdog....
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Amen
  • My little Martian Lady has arrived :)
    March 7
    • lolien
      lolien
      Congratulations! I wish you happy times together!
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      Congratulations!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Thank you. And regarding weirdos.. I'm her father... It'll take a lot for her to consider something weird :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Just introduce her to Anduin, that should do the trick.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Just introduce her to Shandyr, that should... WHAT! I am a competent necromancer 6000 years in the making. I don't do tricks!

      Vegetables and ferrets aside...

      CONGRATULATIONS! !!
  • My daughter is now eating and breathing on her own and has been transfered to level 2 intensive care. I still don't know when I'll be allowed to take her home though.
    March 9
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      My best wishes for your daughter :)
      When she gets well you can tell her about all these weirdos here and how we were all thinking of her :)
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      My heart and prayers are with you and your daughter. Blessings to you and your family.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I'm glad hear there has been progress. Hang in there :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Yes! It will make that car seat journey home all the sweeter! I don't know all the details but I hope for many happy tales
      after this little adventure. Nothing can put you through the emotional wringer than your own child. Sending a luck spell your way.
  • Gathering my party before venturing forth...
    February 22
    • wubble
      wubble
      Yeah, but unfortunately for you Aerie is halfway across the docks getting chunked by a vampire :p
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      ctrl+q wubble
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Now just four more...
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      *Cast teleportation field across the entire map.*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      What kind of cleric gets chunked by a vampire?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      ctrl +q RelSundan

      ctrl+q ThacoBell

      Now I just need to gather two more...
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Depends on where we are venturing :V
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Can I join your party?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Ctrl +q Nimran. You just did :)
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Hurrrrrrm. Carpe Diem, I guess.
      Let's venture forth then!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      ctrl + q Buttercheese

      You're in!

      Now we must choose our first quest....

      1) Discover who stole the Martian Popcorn Machine...

      2) Discover and acquire the perfect cookie ingredients that will make the most delicious cookie ever made anywhere in the universe...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I'm gonna be a wild card and pick the second one. :P
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      But would the most delicious cookie in the universe not be dangerous knowledge?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Only if you are not a Ferret Lord with plenty of cookie experience!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      We must find the cookienomicon... It's our only hope to know where to find the Perfect Ingredients...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      ONWARD! *heroically strides in a random direction*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Aw crud, I bought the wrong map. Can anyone here read ancient Gomeian?
    • lolien
      lolien
      Shhh, Thacobell, you hold the map upside down.
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      *Loses patience*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Er, yes, it would help if we had a map, and maybe a clue as to where to go. Let's ask around, leader!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Sure... let's ask that guy over there wearing all black leather and with two daggers on his belt.. he seems very trustworthy!
    • wubble
      wubble
      Ok
      *asks man*

      *gets taken hostage*

      Help!
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Party leader! Should I Fireball them?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Fireball!
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Is he hot? If so, I try to seduce him.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Not *literally* hot. I don't wanna seduce him after you set him on fire :V
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Roll to seduce the man on fire.
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      He'll be hot now alright.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Never mind then. A shame about the leather jacket tho :'(
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      *rolls dice*

      The man is reduced to ashes. Strangely all his equipment lay intact on the floor...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I bet its asbestos
    • wubble
      wubble
      YOU FIREBALLED ME!
    • wubble
      wubble
      WHY?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I knew the bandits clothes would protect you... here take a look at this label. They're 100% fireproof... but he should have read the fineprint... "If hit by fire all heat is directed inside of the cloth"
    • wubble
      wubble
      It's a good thing I was wet, if not i'd have been very flammable. As it is I just let off a lot of steam...
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      I search his pockets for loot!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You find 10 slightly baked cookie chips and some blue fur.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      @wuble I would never risk a party member... you're all valuable to me!
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      I look around. Do I see an oven nearby or a house that looks like it would have an oven inside it?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      What's with the blue fur?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I've heard of this beast in legends. It hunger for baked treats is legendary. Cries of "Om nom nom" are heard often in the early hours of the morining. It must be... The Crumpet Monster!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Let's visit the local sage and discover where we can find this Crumpet Monster!
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      The local sage informs you that to find the Crumpet Monster first, you'll have to get the location of his secret cave. His messager, Aelis, will teleport in at the southmost part of the Town at 6 o'clock. You can either follow him to the Crumpet Monster's outpost, or capture him and extort him for the information.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      A stealth quest! we are all perfect for this!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Sneaky time!
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      *Stomps along loudly, trips, makes even more noise*
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      The messenger notices Buttercheese and begins to run away!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Wear Full Plate Mail of Noise... nothing can go wrong...We're all wise and stealthy!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Runs after messenger...
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      *Runs along, making a lot of clonky noises*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *penguin waddles*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *backstabs messenger for 280 damage*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *mops up blood*
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      I am still looking for an oven to bake these half-baked cookies in.
      Or alternatively some ice cream to make Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Maybe in the inn we were at in the beggining of the quest? All quests start in an inn, right? :)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      It's either that or prison.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Well, chances are we would just burn the prison down if someone tried to arrest us...
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Nimran is indeed arrested, but is not taken to prision, but wild animal detention instead. The party finds a letter alongside the body of the messenger, but it is too bloody to be read.

      There are rumors that there's an oven at the Inn, but it's unlikely they'll let you use it because of the party's. uhm, violent behaviour yes yes.
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Now, now. I have rejoined you after my trip to the cookie dragon dungeon, and I have unlocked the power of dragon oven, we can now make cookies with my abilities.., wait, who's there!

      *Jon Irenicus approaches the party and tries to steal the dragons power*

      Help! I'm stuck, he is gonna take my special oven powers!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Cook him!
    • wubble
      wubble
      *seasons Irenicus with herbs de provence*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I try to seduce the guard by my cage.
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Nimran rolls for seduction and gets a 20. Even if the guard really dislikes ferrets, he lets Nimran run away.

      Irenicus is confused after being attacked with herbs, some seem to have gotten into his eyes and nose. He is too busy rubbing his eyes and sneezing. The perfect moment to strike!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hmmm... herbs.. this clearly needs some salt and vinegar to taste good... Throws vinegar and salt in Irenicus face...
    • wubble
      wubble
      Oooh! We forgot the black pepper!

      *grinds pepper on irenicus*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      wat
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Irenicus' confusion grows, as does ThacoBell's. ThacoBell is confused for the next two rounds, no save.

      mlnevese showers Irenicus in vinegar, and throws some salt on his face, hitting Irenicus in the eyes again. Irenicus tries to cast a spell but fails and curses in Chinese.

      wubble rolls a 1 with most of the pepper, so now the floor is full of grains of black pepper. There's a 20% chance of tripping if running.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      *just stands there but trips anyway*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I think I have a scroll of hellfire here somewhere... it has to be well cooked...
    • wubble
      wubble
      Damn traitor dice!
      Would aganazzar's scorcher do the trick? Steady heat for a longer time usually turns out better.
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Yeah, I'd rather go with Agnazar's or a Fire Storm. Up to you guys. Just try not to fry the local villagers.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *distracts Irenicus with jazz hands*
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Irenicus is distracted from taking out the herbs and salt from his face and eyes.
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      He stands there, staring at Nimran without moving.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Did anyone remember to bring the barbecue sauce?
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Yeah I got it over here..

      *hands the BBQ Sauce to mlnevese*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Yes... YES... I LIVE! DEATH WILL NEVER TAKE ME ! ! !

      YOU! You assembled all my component parts...

      The salt of my tears...
      The herbs of my skin...
      The pepper of my brain...
      The BBQ Sauce of my life force...

      Poured onto a magical host, while incanting the jazz hands of revival!

      ...

      You have freed me from a torture of condimental oblivion... And in return... I will reward you with death and destruction!

      Time to meet the MUSTARD!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I am stupefied and confusinated
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Wait... Is it where the cookienomicon is?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      *Stops in the middle of combat to check the quest log*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *pulls out carsomyr*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      How is the stabby penguin able to hold a paladin sword?
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      ThacoBell, you can't make philosophical questions while you're dazed and confused. Everybody knows it's just the Purifier, because as we all know in 2e halflings use bastard swords as two handed swords, but can't use two handed swords. And technichally wubble is about the size of a halfling.

      Irenicus dies out a horrible death as Anduin emerges from his condimental oblivion and drains his very soul. The mustard begins to take shape, and finally it stops revolving as it perfectly simulates the silhouette of... Winston Churchill? It can't be him! Treachery! He does not have his cigar! Bloody hell!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *hands over a cigar*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Still checking the quest log... Looks at Anduin... notices the lack of blue fur...

      I think the skeletal one is not who we are looking for...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Mwhaha! So my future little siblings to be in death, you search for the treasured golden cookienomicon, a recipe so fantastical in nature that just reading it turns one into a salivating drooling slave.

      I have hidden it!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Well... Maybe I'm wrong....
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Yes... I have cleverly hidden it in the elaborately ornate, heavily locked and trapped chest behind my throne... No one with an ounce of intelligence would look there!*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Ohhh. Ok. *Teleports away*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *pokes @anduin in the goolies with the purifier*

      Ok so it's not actually carsomyr but a penguin can dream!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      How many rounds is this confusion supposed to last? Its confusing me.
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      400d0.01 rounds
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      *Teleports back* Hey people here is the book... Who want to read it first?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *raises hand*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      *drools*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hands book to the Cookie Master...

      So what's the first ingredient?
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      It says Troll Fingers... Uhm, I think that's not the Cookieonomnomicon.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Why not? It's obviously a cookie that grows back when you eat a piece of it! The Ultimate Cookie!
    • wubble
      wubble
      What would happen if you broke the cookie in half?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      *epiphany* Wouldn't troll fingers make the cookies infinitely regenerating? Also, maybe start a discussion? This is taking awhile to scroll through.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Just don't set it on fire.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin finally succumbs to serious damage to the goole from wubbles purifying blade*

      ... Adventurers *cough* don't make the cookie... If you do... The biscuit service sector, employing thousands, will surely end... Leaving thousands unemployed. The world economy will collapse, inflation will increase exponentially! People will starve and civilisation will burn! Think about *wheeze* your figuresssss........

      *Anduin crumbles to ash*

      *Anduin turns into ash*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin goes forth to catch 'em all*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Done.

      https://forums.beamdog.com/discussion/63593/the-company-of-the-cookie/p1?new=1
  • BloodyTimp
    Hi i apolagise for sending you a pm about the xp cap remover you posted especially since its so many years later. I have just restarted the game after not playing it for 15 years. I made a posting in that xp cap remover one but i doubt anyone will answer me after so long. Would you mind checking it out for me. I have hit cap on my current save game in bg ee and want to finish it and still gain xp that i can then import my game straight to bg SoD and have that higher xp available. I feel a right twit for asking this stuff. Thanks if you can help me. Tim
    February 16
    • Wise_Grimwald
      Wise_Grimwald
      The answer is different now anyway. There may be other ways of doing it, but this is straightforward. Edit this file in the override folder: startare.2da
      It should be like this:
      2DA V1.0
      BADVAL
      VALUE
      START_AREA AR2600
      START_XPOS 1080
      START_YPOS 530
      START_AREA_TUTORIAL TU0015
      START_XPOS_TUTORIAL 607
      START_YPOS_TUTORIAL 660
      START_AREA_MP AR4000
      START_XPOS_MP 1311
      START_YPOS_MP 2347
      START_XP 0
      START_XP_CAP 500000

      Change the last line to whatever you want it to be.

      You will need to change the name of the file to startare.txt in order to edit it and change it back afterwards.

      Similarly edit file name: xpcap.2da to xpcap.txt so that you can edit that file as well.

      That should look something like this

      2DA V1.0
      2950000
      VALUE
      MAGE 500000
      FIGHTER 500000
      CLERIC 500000
      THIEF 500000
      BARD 500000
      PALADIN 500000
      DRUID 500000
      RANGER 500000
      FIGHTER_MAGE 500000
      FIGHTER_CLERIC 500000
      FIGHTER_THIEF 500000
      FIGHTER_MAGE_THIEF 500000
      MAGE_THIEF 500000
      CLERIC_MAGE 500000
      CLERIC_THIEF 500000
      FIGHTER_DRUID 500000
      FIGHTER_MAGE_CLERIC 500000
      CLERIC_RANGER 500000
      MONK 500000
      SORCERER 500000
      SHAMAN 500000

      If you want to change those cap values, it can be done with one command:
      EDIT replace, replace all, in a text editor.

      Afterwards you will need to change the name of the files back to what they were originally. (xpcap.2da and startare.2da)

      In the unmodded game those 500000 values are 161000.

      An alternative is to install the Drittz Saga mod which has a cap removal as part of the mod.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      No need to apologize for sending a PM, it is none after all :P
  • Attention! Reading the activity page may cause insanity. Watching ANY video posted here WILL cause insanity...
    February 17
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Just remember that coconuts are not nuts, they are coco fruits of the coco trees from the coco palm family!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      My insanity only mildly increased after reading this. Not as effective as watching that video...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      What do you call a tropical undersea snail?

      A coconautilus.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      This was slightly more effective...
  • If you don't agree with me you're wrong!
    -- The Internet
    February 16
  • Don't worry about the end of the world on the 16th... Martians will just deflect the asteroid as usual...
    February 16
  • Anduin
    Aliens are real, Martians are deadly,
    Check out my bones, now come and get me.
    February 14
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Me? That's what the MiB are for... expect a visit from them... soon...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      MiB? Blackguards? Eek!
  • That moment you pause the game and starts wondering how your archer is able to harm a skeleton...
    February 13
    • Xeroshi
      Xeroshi
      maybe the arrows have mace heads
    • deltago
      deltago
      Headshots
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      An arrow to the skull is worth a dozen in the nuts...

      A well known undead saying...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I just wish to add... I dislike the topic of this post...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?! You dislike that I don't understand how my archer is capable of harming poor harmless skeletons? Do you mean he should be able to do this without feeling any guilty at all?
  • Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
    -- Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
    February 11
  • Don't you love it when your work notebook case cracks suddenly nearly dropping the screen on the floor two months after the warranty is over? *sigh*

    Well time to buy a new one. I can't wait without a computer while the old one returns from repair.
    February 2
  • A man with one watch knows the time.
    A man with two watches is never sure.
    A man with three watches is a fool.
    A man with four watches is a thief.
    A man with five watches is from Switzerland.
    A man with six watches is NOT gonna make it through the metal detector at the airport the first time.
    A man with seven watches should REALLY consider having a yard sale.
    A man with eight watches needs a hobby.
    A man with nine watches will always be late.
    A man with ten watches is a fence.


    I have never seen deeper and wiser words on the Internet. I'd really like to know who the author is :)
    January 30
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I would argue that a man with eight watches clearly has a hobby :)
    • lolien
      lolien
      A man has no watch. A man knows time.
    • wubble
      wubble
      A man has one watch, it is broken :(
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Just count the watches and then discount the ones that are not working. If he has two watches and one is broke then we apply the rules for one watch and know he always will know the time... unless he happens to be using the one that is broken, but why would anyone do this? :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      A man was going to look for his missing watch. But he could never find the time.
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      > A man with eight watches needs a hobby.
      What if his hobby is collecting watches? :P
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Watchu say?!
    • lolien
      lolien
      Now watch out, in casio you go on that rotary, take on your clock to armani yourselves against the rain of mlnevese anger. You can be fossil in no time.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Let me check if there is any special rule about banishing moderators...
    • deltago
      deltago
      Need a hand with that? I can second that ban to save you face.
    • Montresor_SP
      Montresor_SP
      A stopped watch is right twice a day.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      A man with a smartphone knows everything.
    • lolien
      lolien
      Even that who is the author?
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      A woman on the high seas has t' be tougher than any mate.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Well, Lolien, I've found out it's based on Segal's law, at least the two first sentences. The other 8 I've found first mentioned in it's full 1995 in an obscure messageboard.

      I admit though, I googled on the computer and not on my smartphone.

      I can recommend reading Segal's law, it was quite interesting.
  • No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets, with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the first.
    -- Laws of Project Management #1
    February 2
  • Buttercheese
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I'm sure there is a rule that allows me to banish someone for posting puns in my wall...
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      No
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Soup
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That was a soup-er post.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      mlneverse's threats are soup-erfluous.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Well, things are getting soup or cereal around here.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      There must be a mute option somewhere in this forum...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I admit, we might be in need of some adult soupervision.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Pah, I am souperior to any adult!
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      The Cheese Soupreme needs no adult.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      mlnverse is probably getting souped up.
    • deltago
      deltago
      If you feel like you are being trolled, there is a flagging option. it is souper easy to use. Something to stew over.
    • wubble
      wubble
      Maybe we should tag an adminestrone to leek at the mulligatawny incidents of people trolling @mlnevese


      french onion.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Well now I'm getting hungry.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You all realize I could just delete this entire conversation if it was actually bothering me, right? :) And I agree with ThacoBell anyway.. now I'm also hungry... for some reason I want some soup :)
    • lolien
      lolien
      I can recommend you the pumpkin cream soup with roasted sunflower seed.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That does sound good.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I agree :)
    • wubble
      wubble
      This chain of comments has me remembering the gazpacho soup episode of red dwarf.
    • lolien
      lolien
      Also, that phone needs a charge now.
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      I don't know. It has been sitting on 6% for a while now. I'm quite certain it can last a little longer. :P
    • wubble
      wubble
      That's a couple of days at least at 6% and the screen hasn't even gone to sleep, that's a bloody good battery...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      The phone is 6% soup, not 6% charged.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Whats so-up...