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mlnevese

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  • Attention! Reading the activity page may cause insanity. Watching ANY video posted here WILL cause insanity...
    February 17
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Just remember that coconuts are not nuts, they are coco fruits of the coco trees from the coco palm family!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      My insanity only mildly increased after reading this. Not as effective as watching that video...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      What do you call a tropical undersea snail?

      A coconautilus.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      This was slightly more effective...
  • BloodyTimp
    Hi i apolagise for sending you a pm about the xp cap remover you posted especially since its so many years later. I have just restarted the game after not playing it for 15 years. I made a posting in that xp cap remover one but i doubt anyone will answer me after so long. Would you mind checking it out for me. I have hit cap on my current save game in bg ee and want to finish it and still gain xp that i can then import my game straight to bg SoD and have that higher xp available. I feel a right twit for asking this stuff. Thanks if you can help me. Tim
    February 16
  • If you don't agree with me you're wrong!
    -- The Internet
    February 16
  • Don't worry about the end of the world on the 16th... Martians will just deflect the asteroid as usual...
    February 16
  • Anduin
    Aliens are real, Martians are deadly,
    Check out my bones, now come and get me.
    February 14
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Me? That's what the MiB are for... expect a visit from them... soon...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      MiB? Blackguards? Eek!
  • That moment you pause the game and starts wondering how your archer is able to harm a skeleton...
    February 13
    • Xeroshi
      Xeroshi
      maybe the arrows have mace heads
    • deltago
      deltago
      Headshots
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      An arrow to the skull is worth a dozen in the nuts...

      A well known undead saying...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I just wish to add... I dislike the topic of this post...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?! You dislike that I don't understand how my archer is capable of harming poor harmless skeletons? Do you mean he should be able to do this without feeling any guilty at all?
  • Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
    -- Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
    February 11
  • Don't you love it when your work notebook case cracks suddenly nearly dropping the screen on the floor two months after the warranty is over? *sigh*

    Well time to buy a new one. I can't wait without a computer while the old one returns from repair.
    February 2
  • A man with one watch knows the time.
    A man with two watches is never sure.
    A man with three watches is a fool.
    A man with four watches is a thief.
    A man with five watches is from Switzerland.
    A man with six watches is NOT gonna make it through the metal detector at the airport the first time.
    A man with seven watches should REALLY consider having a yard sale.
    A man with eight watches needs a hobby.
    A man with nine watches will always be late.
    A man with ten watches is a fence.


    I have never seen deeper and wiser words on the Internet. I'd really like to know who the author is :)
    January 30
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I would argue that a man with eight watches clearly has a hobby :)
    • lolien
      lolien
      A man has no watch. A man knows time.
    • wubble
      wubble
      A man has one watch, it is broken :(
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Just count the watches and then discount the ones that are not working. If he has two watches and one is broke then we apply the rules for one watch and know he always will know the time... unless he happens to be using the one that is broken, but why would anyone do this? :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      A man was going to look for his missing watch. But he could never find the time.
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      > A man with eight watches needs a hobby.
      What if his hobby is collecting watches? :P
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Watchu say?!
    • lolien
      lolien
      Now watch out, in casio you go on that rotary, take on your clock to armani yourselves against the rain of mlnevese anger. You can be fossil in no time.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Let me check if there is any special rule about banishing moderators...
    • deltago
      deltago
      Need a hand with that? I can second that ban to save you face.
    • Montresor_SP
      Montresor_SP
      A stopped watch is right twice a day.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      A man with a smartphone knows everything.
    • lolien
      lolien
      Even that who is the author?
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      A woman on the high seas has t' be tougher than any mate.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Well, Lolien, I've found out it's based on Segal's law, at least the two first sentences. The other 8 I've found first mentioned in it's full 1995 in an obscure messageboard.

      I admit though, I googled on the computer and not on my smartphone.

      I can recommend reading Segal's law, it was quite interesting.
  • No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets, with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the first.
    -- Laws of Project Management #1
    February 2
  • Buttercheese
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I'm sure there is a rule that allows me to banish someone for posting puns in my wall...
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      No
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Soup
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That was a soup-er post.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      mlneverse's threats are soup-erfluous.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Well, things are getting soup or cereal around here.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      There must be a mute option somewhere in this forum...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I admit, we might be in need of some adult soupervision.
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Pah, I am souperior to any adult!
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      The Cheese Soupreme needs no adult.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      mlnverse is probably getting souped up.
    • deltago
      deltago
      If you feel like you are being trolled, there is a flagging option. it is souper easy to use. Something to stew over.
    • wubble
      wubble
      Maybe we should tag an adminestrone to leek at the mulligatawny incidents of people trolling @mlnevese


      french onion.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Well now I'm getting hungry.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You all realize I could just delete this entire conversation if it was actually bothering me, right? :) And I agree with ThacoBell anyway.. now I'm also hungry... for some reason I want some soup :)
    • lolien
      lolien
      I can recommend you the pumpkin cream soup with roasted sunflower seed.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That does sound good.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I agree :)
    • wubble
      wubble
      This chain of comments has me remembering the gazpacho soup episode of red dwarf.
    • lolien
      lolien
      Also, that phone needs a charge now.
    • Troodon80
      Troodon80
      I don't know. It has been sitting on 6% for a while now. I'm quite certain it can last a little longer. :P
    • wubble
      wubble
      That's a couple of days at least at 6% and the screen hasn't even gone to sleep, that's a bloody good battery...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      The phone is 6% soup, not 6% charged.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Whats so-up...
    • JuliusBorisov
      JuliusBorisov
      "So, should people stop using it? Not necessarily. But users should be aware of what the app is collecting, and make their choices accordingly.
      A good starting point is to read the end user license agreement in full when you download the app."
  • mlnevese changed his profile picture.
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    January 15
  • I believe in freedom, Mr. Lipwig. Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise. And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based. - Vetinari, Going Postal
    January 11
  • Any contract of 50+ words contains at least one loophole.
    January 8
  • I just love the way Vanilla automatically fixes oversized picture ONLY in the mobile version of the site...
    January 7
  • mlnevese changed his profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    January 3
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Is this your true form?
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Ahhh, an alien with two eyes, creepy! Erhm... wait...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nope. Just one our scientists said humans would find cute..
    • wubble
      wubble
      They were wrong, kill it with fire!
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      That's harsh.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hey! Martians are never wrong! It's reality that loses sync with the truth sometimes...
  • The portrait spamming bug is back! Yay Vanilla! :)
    December 2016