And now imagine "Monthly Turnip" in a cool Gothic font. Even more hilarious. Monthly Turnip is something that belongs to second to last page of regular magazine. Valid, just not as the summ… (View Post)

Well, maybe let's do a mental exercise. Y'all want this project to be successful, yeah? So, let's imagine that it is. A lot. Let's imagine that you're applying for funding, big money, people with big… (View Post)

About jokes getting stale - sadly, the turnip idea might be a textbook example of this problem. I will spare you the linguistic torture, since the issue I ran into is in dragonspeak meaning Polish, b… (View Post)

@Teflon I heard a commercial from the other room and thought, omg, is my brother playing Planescape? Impossible! Nope, he's just a fan of kitschy movies, and I seem to have a really good ear. (View Post)

When it comes to strangely empty places, where you simply expect something to happen, but nothing does and it's unsettling: - Xvart village. A village with a bunch of smurfs and a bear. Game over. - … (View Post)