Be careful if you fight an unnecessary beholder, they are cheeseballs with eyes they shoot spray cheese. No offense, @KidCarnival‌ ! (View Post)

Wait, are you implying 'real' women aren't strong enough to wield falchions?! FEMINIST OUTRAGE RRRAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH! Where are the Social Justice Rangers when you need them?! (View Post)

OH EM GEE!!! THE GOBLIN IS THE GAZEBO!!! GOBZEBO? (View Post)

You know you're a Professional Jerk when Nym starts overcharging... Nym: Sure, I might be the slimiest scum bag the North never heard of, but you Heros of Kuldahar make me sick! Party Face: Yeah, wel… (View Post)

Fixed that for ya! (View Post)