Minotaurs were one of the few monster PCs that actually worked well, even being large (3.5 making them take up 4 squares was a huge nerf for actual adventuring...), due to handy abilities like never … (View Post)

Perhaps the 6th bard represents their fangirls that sing along? (View Post)

Ah yes, Moloch, the infernal patron of Jazz Cigarettes and Baby Eating! ('Mara-Joo-Wanna: The Devil's Stinking Cabbage' covered that pretty well) I didnt know Peron was Patron of Nazis... I kinda ass… (View Post)

No no no! The Ettin MUST be a Bard! He can provide his own harmony! Also, the mental image of an Ettin strumming a ginourmous lapharp while warbling in two offkey voices... obviously he gets the Jest… (View Post)

@CrevsDaak‌ I saw it all in a 1950s public service videos, 'Hippie Commune, OR HIPPIE COMMUNIST?' Turns out they're all freedom hating communist Dark Lord worshipping Nazis... Hitler was vegetarian! … (View Post)