Try clove oil, its high in eugenol. ;) (View Post)

Yeah, unleashing the feared Devil Priapus on innocent gamers would have been too stiff of a challenge! Two-headed baboon fiend with those floppy 'tentacles' was way better. (View Post)

If it makes you feel better, I can act like you're bloody hysterical? (View Post)

Wait, don't you use novocaine before scalping people? (View Post)

You know, I thought about that joke and decided not to. (View Post)