In all seriousness... Elves: * Don't age, live practically forever * Greatly outnumbered by humans * Never hear about elves with 20+ kids. Quite the opposite, their family structures seem closer to h… (View Post)

kcwise just won this thread with the most down to earth and realistic outcome. (View Post)

All three rolled in one! (View Post)

You have to admit, it would make our presedential debates much more interesting. Just imagine any of the current candidates following her dress code as a leader. (View Post)

If the queen wants to wear her underwear and her bathrobe then who is going to say no? (View Post)