This is a fact. You cannot deny it. With that said, Gnomes are a close cousin to dwarves. As seen by their lackluster beards, they are almost amazing. Almost. A fighter/illusionist is a fun way to pl… (View Post)

That's just what they want you to think. The government is actually controlled by mind-controlling aliens who use the shape-shifting lizard people to be their public face. Just like how the Illithids… (View Post)

There really needs to be a mod, where you get to witness Abdel Adrian (the character, not the forum user) get murdered by Shank and Carbos in Candlekeep. It'd make restartitis so much more fun. (View Post)

Interesting. Funnily enough, of the people I know in the Army, I only know them by their last name. Out of everyone...I know the first names of two people. And I can't call them by that because it ju… (View Post)

With the power to reload, think about what you could do! When you are hungry, eat the worst possible meal you could have. Then reload. Do it again. And again. Until you finally decide to just eat a h… (View Post)