Interesting. Funnily enough, of the people I know in the Army, I only know them by their last name. Out of everyone...I know the first names of two people. And I can't call them by that because it ju… (View Post)

Disposable henchmen. Never leave home without them. Well...unless they have been disposed of. In which case you'll need to get some more. (View Post)

This is a fact. You cannot deny it. With that said, Gnomes are a close cousin to dwarves. As seen by their lackluster beards, they are almost amazing. Almost. A fighter/illusionist is a fun way to pl… (View Post)

I'm shocked and angry. When you walk into the palace district of Baldur's Gate, a man with a speech impediment approaches you. If you get angry at him he bemoans his impairment. He outright says that… (View Post)

There really needs to be a mod, where you get to witness Abdel Adrian (the character, not the forum user) get murdered by Shank and Carbos in Candlekeep. It'd make restartitis so much more fun. (View Post)