When I entered the Priest's Quarters and just saw Shank again, I cried. Where's the challenge? We need more people complaining about the lack of +4 weapons and haste in the prologue.
When I entered the Priest's Quarters and just saw Shank again, I cried. Where's the challenge? We need more people complaining about the lack of +4 weapons and haste in the prologue.
Ascension version of Demogorgon spawning in Winthrop's inn! No one would complain about this game being too easy again. ^^
When I entered the Priest's Quarters and just saw Shank again, I cried. Where's the challenge? We need more people complaining about the lack of +4 weapons and haste in the prologue.
Ascension version of Demogorgon spawning in Winthrop's inn! No one would complain about this game being too easy again. ^^
Winthrop's fixation on elven posterior hygiene is just begging for this sort of resolution.
Winthrop: My hotel's as clean as an elven a—
*Demogorgon appears in a puff of whatever would make a puff when Demogorgon appears, facing away from Winthrop for dramatic effect*
Winthrop: -rse. What th—?
Demogorgon: Elves got together a collection.
*Winthrop is at a loss, jaw agape*
Demogorgon: I'm not cheap.
*Demogorgon turns to face Winthrop, killing CHARNAME and a couple green-robed monks in the process, while Firebead Elvenhair slips out the front door, chuckling quietly to himself*
Winthrop: N—
*Demogorgon kills Winthrop repeatedly until he dies of it*
EDIT: Fixed Winthrop's quote and Firebead's name, now that I'm reencountering them in-game.
@Nukenin Haha, brilliant, someone needs to make a mod like that. Then everyone would be too terrified to ever enter the inn. Might be more fun to let the player try and attack him and give them that horrible feeling of hopelessness before they die.
When I entered the Priest's Quarters and just saw Shank again, I cried. Where's the challenge? We need more people complaining about the lack of +4 weapons and haste in the prologue.
Ascension version of Demogorgon spawning in Winthrop's inn! No one would complain about this game being too easy again. ^^
Winthrop's fixation on elven posterior hygiene is just begging for this sort of resolution.
Winthrop: My hotel's as clean as an elven a—
*Demogorgon appears in a puff of whatever would make a puff when Demogorgon appears, facing away from Winthrop for dramatic effect*
Winthrop: -rse. What th—?
Demogorgon: Elves got together a collection.
*Winthrop is at a loss, jaw agape*
Demogorgon: I'm not cheap.
*Demogorgon turns to face Winthrop, killing CHARNAME and a couple green-robed monks in the process, while Firebead Elvenhair slips out the front door, chuckling quietly to himself*
Winthrop: N—
*Demogorgon kills Winthrop repeatedly until he dies of it*
EDIT: Fixed Winthrop's quote and Firebead's name, now that I'm reencountering them in-game.
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When I entered the Priest's Quarters and just saw Shank again, I cried. Where's the challenge? We need more people complaining about the lack of +4 weapons and haste in the prologue.
(yeah, I know, that's actually three words).
Winthrop: My hotel's as clean as an elven a—
*Demogorgon appears in a puff of whatever would make a puff when Demogorgon appears, facing away from Winthrop for dramatic effect*
Winthrop: -rse. What th—?
Demogorgon: Elves got together a collection.
*Winthrop is at a loss, jaw agape*
Demogorgon: I'm not cheap.
*Demogorgon turns to face Winthrop, killing CHARNAME and a couple green-robed monks in the process, while Firebead Elvenhair slips out the front door, chuckling quietly to himself*
Winthrop: N—
*Demogorgon kills Winthrop repeatedly until he dies of it*
EDIT: Fixed Winthrop's quote and Firebead's name, now that I'm reencountering them in-game.
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