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Favourite non-teammate voice quotes?

KirkorKirkor Member Posts: 700
edited December 2012 in Archive (General Discussion)
So what are your favourite voiced quotes of non-joinable NPCs?
The one that cracks me up each time, is some random nobleman:
"Awaayy with you, beggar!"


I wish it had full voice set for my charname xD

PS:
Anyone up for making 10 hour version on youtube, saying "away with you, beggar!"? :P

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  • NukeninNukenin Member Posts: 327
    "Don't touch me—I'm super important!"
  • MERLANCEMERLANCE Member Posts: 421
    "So I's at daggers drawing with him, an' he drops the swag an' runs!"
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    Me wife's been getting prickly on me eyes...

    Still have absolutely no idea what it means.
  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653
    @ajwz, It means that he no longer finds his wife physically attractive. She got old, she got fat, her feminine body parts are sagging, etc.
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    I kind of though it meant that she was getting annoyed about his eyes for some reason.

    I think @belgarathmth 's answer makes a bit more sense
  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653
    edited December 2012
    My favorites:

    - "These walls contain the world's knowledge!"
    - "(Sigh). I should have joined the army."
    - "Yawn." (guardsmen all around the game)
    - "Spare no one!"
    - "Forward march!"
    _ "Oohoohoohuhuhughargh" (best I can transliterate the hobgoblin death sound)
    -"Get me out of this hellhole!"
    -"(cough) I think I'm coughing up blood!"
    -"(sigh) I'm sooooo tired!"
    -"Would ye like to play with me ditties?" (And I totally thought she said something else, and my eyes widened, and my jaw dropped.)
    -"Yip! Yip! Bark! Bark! Grrrrrrrraigh!" (kobold attack yell)
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    "Away, Peasant" is quite funny when said by a noble who has run up to you to start a conversation
  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653
    @ajwz, "Don't touch me! I might catch something!"
  • DaelricDaelric Member Posts: 266
    *fart* Whoa... that was a stinker... mehahaha
  • PantalionPantalion Member Posts: 2,137
    "The Sheep just aren't putting out lately."
  • LythunylLythunyl Member Posts: 30
    "It may be a touch unladylike, but I'm gonna slit your throat I am. " by far.
  • Jason_SilverainJason_Silverain Member Posts: 38
    "My hotel is as clean as an Elven arse."
    "By Moridins Hammer."

    Most of the dwarfs have great comments and voices to match, I'd love a full voice pack for them.
  • TemplarTemplar Member Posts: 21
    "You're a fool if you believe I would trust your benevolence. Step aside, and you and your lackeys will be unhurt. "
  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653
    edited December 2012
    Something I often murmur to myself when I am kept waiting (although not actually a non-playable comment):

    "How long must we WAIT here?"
  • BaxyrattyBaxyratty Member Posts: 190
    "So i kicked him in the head till he was dead, hahaha!"
    "I hate dem flamin fist panzys"
  • lDanielHolmlDanielHolm Member Posts: 225
    "I could take Drizzit with both my eyes tied behind my back!"
  • nietzschelivesnietzschelives Member Posts: 36
    "Face me worm, if you dare!" Although that might be BG2. Can't remember.
    "Squeak!"

    Also, the entire Hobgoblin soundset. Priceless.
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    "You mess with me, you mess with YOU!"

    "*cough!* M-my lung! It's flopping all over the dirt! Damn."

    ...Also, Gellana's line, can't remember it exactly, but her voice is just so adorable. Something about Garl Glittergold.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    Me tempers bad enough without ye botherin' me!
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    edited December 2012
    LadyEibhilinRhett said:

    "You mess with me, you mess with YOU!"

    "*cough!* M-my lung! It's flopping all over the dirt! Damn."

    ...Also, Gellana's line, can't remember it exactly, but her voice is just so adorable. Something about Garl Glittergold.

    maybe i'm missing something, but i never got the 'you mess with me, you mess with YOU!' quote.

    it usually gives me a headache....can anyone explain?

    btw, not npc quotes, but my two new favor are from the pc voice sets.

    one is female 5, i think "are we loitering, are you loiterers now"? (cracked me up the first time i heard it)

    and male 6, "trust me, you don't want my hands idle" *cue evil laugh*
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    @Bjjorick
    Well the...ahem...individuals who say it, aren't exactly all that bright. But basically I am p. sure it means that if you mess with them then they are going to KICK YOUR FREAKING ASS, so you're really messing with yourself. Because you are the one that gets hurt and shit?
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    @ladyeibhilinrhett

    heh, okay, i always thought it was a bug/typo (a fully voiced one, but it's happened before). TY though, that quote has bugged me ever since BG1 came out. :P
  • NukeninNukenin Member Posts: 327
    This reminds me of, if I recall correctly, one of the "dwarf" soundsets from Icewind Dale.

    "Easy as goblin pie." At least that's how some folks perceive it. That's also how the subtitles present it.

    I always wonder it was meant to be "Easy as gobblin' pie."
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    "So hard to find decent folk these days."

    Has to be the worst bit of voice acting in the game
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