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I need a techy PC, BG multiplayer nerd, ASAP!

Need help trying to find out what the problem is :[

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  • XriahXriah Member Posts: 25
    Let me use my techy, nerdy, psychic powers to determine what your problem is without you giving out any useful information about your problem whatsoever!

    Hmm...

    HMMMM....

    Yes. I see...

    Your PC's anti-matter reactor coolant is low. Locate the coolant port on the back of your chassis and pour a half-gallon of milk into it. (Make sure it's 1% milk)

    If you can't locate the coolant slot, you probably have a pre-T4 anti-matter reactor installed which means you'll need to create a coolant port manually. First, you'll need to block the molecular fusion exhaust by inserting a tungsten-steel (or stronger) rod into the quad fan array. At this point, you have approximately 44 seconds to create the coolant port before you become sterile so act fast if you still want to have children.

    Now, take a 6mm photon laser emitter and carve a small hole into the back of your coolant compartment. The hole should be shaped like an upside-down heart and be about a half inch wide for minimal ventilation. Once that is done, remove the rod blocking the molecular fusion exhaust and insert a funnel into your new coolant port. Then, go ahead and pour your half-gallon of milk in. Actually, the pre-T4 anti-matter reactors are less sensitive to fat content so you should be able to get away with 2% milk if that's all you have handy.

    Glad I could be of help!
  • IcecreamtubIcecreamtub Member Posts: 547
    edited December 2012
    Sorry, completely forgot to write the problem LOL

    Basically, for some reason, I can't use Multiplayer via Gameranger on my XP Tower (Bg2 and Bg1, not EE cus that's still Beta) but I can do Bg2 multiplayer on my windows 7 laptop.

    Oh, and as an FYI @Xriah , I can't have children ;)
  • XriahXriah Member Posts: 25
    You shouldn't have blocked the molecular fusion exhaust for so long.

    I really don't know anything about "Gameranger", but from a quick google search, it looks like they have a forum and a support center in place. They would probably be better equipped to help you.
  • IcecreamtubIcecreamtub Member Posts: 547
    Done and dusted already haha.
  • cattlekillercattlekiller Member Posts: 55
    I would check if your XP firewall is blocking gameranger.Since your windows 7 works.
    I personally like to use tungle over gameranger for Baldurs gate , but both work for us right now.
    Both of us in our game uses Vista 64 bit, so I'm not sure if Game ranger has issues with XP.
  • IcecreamtubIcecreamtub Member Posts: 547
    Pretty sure it was turned off but will check when I'm home ^^
  • IcecreamtubIcecreamtub Member Posts: 547
    +Thanks
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