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Rangers - Racial Enemy

EdwinEdwin Member Posts: 480
This is my good freind Jason. As you can tell, he comes from Gnoll ancestry. This is a big barrier to our friendship.

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You see, I come from a long line of Rangers. My Father is a Ranger, his Father and his Father's Father were all Rangers for as far back as we can trace our family lineage... All of them Gnoll-haters. My Grandmother and myself are the only Rangers in our family who aren't hell bent on the extermination of the Gnoll species. Grandmother has a big problem with Oozes...she won't say why.

I can't invite Jason over for dinner without endangering his life. The other day, I caught my little sister sneaking up on him armed with a kitchen knife. Is there any way to change their prejudice against Gnolls?
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  • ZanathKariashiZanathKariashi Member Posts: 2,869
    That's a gnoll, son. You DEFINITELY don't have Kobolds as your favored enemy, that's for sure.
  • EdwinEdwin Member Posts: 480
    edited January 2013
    @ZanathKariashi Apparently, my family isn't the only ones who have racial issues. I too have noticed the undeniable Gnoll genetics, but whenever I mention it to him he denies it and gets really defensive.

    ( I hope he doesn't read this. )
  • valkyvalky Member Posts: 386
    edited January 2013
    nevermind :P

    edit: though, was the kitchen knife enchanted? Would have disarmed her otherwise and grabbed the loot, without harming her of course! (family and stuff...)
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Pfe, rangers are such damn specists it makes me sick...

    Me, I wholeheartly support teraphilia. Monster girls/boys deserve to be loved as well! Now, if you excuse me, I need to pick up my half-drider daughter from kindergarden.
  • RhymeRhyme Member Posts: 190
    There was a time when I was upset and offput by the idea of having to choose a racial enemy...

    ...But then I saw that spiders were a choice.

    God damn spiders. I will kill them all with the power of my hate.
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  • ChowChow Member Posts: 1,192
    Your family is wrong. They should not go after him and try to murder him like that. No, as your acquaintance, and you being the only one to not have been truly inducted to your family's way of things, you should kill him yourself.

    Vile beasts, gnolls. Take up the racial enemy. Strike him down, and your path to ranger shall be complete!
  • PhilhelmPhilhelm Member Posts: 473
    My daughter better never date a gnoll.
  • EdwinEdwin Member Posts: 480
    @valky

    It was a Wusthof 8 inch chef's knife...so probably +1.

    However, my little sister is a Stalker, so I was lucky she's only level 1 or I mightn't have noticed her sneaking up for the backstab.
  • valkyvalky Member Posts: 386
    damn, I should have bought some sausages...stupid girl.
    Or *hm* maybe you just wanna feed her some and....if she is happy,...sell her. There are for sure some gnomes, who are linger for some young blood. Else kill her....maybe you can get the blood re-done into some potion.
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