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A mandatory poll for all citizens of Baldur's Gate, regarding our new glorious leader

ChowChow Member Posts: 1,192
edited February 2013 in Off-Topic
Having just returned from beneath Baldur's Gate to deal with the clearly criminal and evil band of brigands that spouted some clearly unfounded conspiracy theories and attempted to slay him, Sarevok Anchev can at last take his rightful place as the new grand duke of the city, bringing us to a new era of prosperity and peace! Right after Amn has been put into its place, that is.

In order to find out what the public thinks of this new man of ours, and how he can best guide and lead you, we have posted this public poll, required for everyone over the age of fifteen to take. Please choose the answer that you think fits the best for your opinion.

But of course, because we must all stand together at these difficult times, and because there is not enough food and supplies to go for everyone, our duke has in his infinite wisdom come up with a system to identify and cast out the undesirables, those that would go against the public opinion and thus drag us all down. Here is how it works: the people who responded to the most popular poll option, and only these people, will be the ones to receive a share of food and other living supplies the next week (the public markets have been discontinued until stated otherwise). Meanwhile, those unfortunate enough to be the ones to answer the least public option, and those that chose to not answer at all, will find themselves or one of their family members in a month-long vacation to Amn: they will be armed, armored, and chained, and form the front line of our glorious troops fighting for justice!

Good luck for the poll, thank you for your cooperation, and all hail Bhaal!
  1. A mandatory poll for all citizens of Baldur's Gate, regarding our new glorious leader24 votes
    1. Sarevok is a fantastic, perfect leader, and just what we need at these rough times
      29.17%
    2. Sarevok is a mighty warrior and clearly the chosen to replace the dead god Bhaal
      29.17%
    3. Amn has gotten entirely too far, and we need a strong duke such as Sarevok to put them to their place
      20.83%
    4. I don't know / Undecided
      20.83%

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