I just called my project members omnipresent authority figures
IkMarc
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In an e-mail. "Dear omnipresent authority figures,"
Flame me.
Flame me.
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Or "One day I will Point and CLICK!"
"To end... like this"
Or better yet...
"As ye would have it. I likely would have put a dagger in ye eventually, but for now ye have been adequately useful"
For the coworker who likes to pat you on the back all the time:
"Don't touch me; I'm super-important!"
For the overly talkative coworker:
"Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."
"You know what I always say? 'Always kill the mouthy one.' That's what I always say."
For the annoying coworker:
"You are amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way."
For the coworker who never gets annoyed:
"Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?"
For your underlings as they arrive for a meeting:
"So...the stoic adventurers have found their way down to my lair."
For the ambitious coworker:
"You remind me of myself...before I was slaughtered and cast into the Abyss."
For the boss who asks you to work overtime:
"I've just about seen enough waking hours, slavedriver."
I think that one might end the streak of BG references...