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Funniest death screams.

Just when I started to get bored with slaughtering the town of Beregost, I encountered the smiths at Thunderhammer Smithy. I got a good chuckle from Marl's buddy at Feildpost's Inn, funny stuff. But the smith's death screams had me laughing out loud. lol

Gonna be hard to top them!
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  • CorpusDelictiCorpusDelicti Member Posts: 45
    Khalid's.
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  • lunarlunar Member Posts: 3,460
    Xzar's deserve honorable mention too.
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  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    I liked Neera's "Only take me to a licensed cleric"

    Or her :"Eat flaming...or possibly frosty...DEATH!" while attacking with a dagger.
    Neera gets hit for 12 by a Hobogoblin Elite
    Neera gets chunked.
    (at lower levels)
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  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    My emperor... I've failed yooooouuuuu!!!!

    Whoops - wrong game.
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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    Generic female drow in BG2.
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  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    Neera's and Sarevok's (in ToB) death screams are the funniest for me. There is also Jan Jansen, but I hardly ever had him in my party.
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  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,643
    Dradeel's drawn out scream is pretty amusing.
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  • MalicronMalicron Member Posts: 629
    Sarevok's, both his NPC "ngh-ARRRRGGHH!!!" and ToB "I... refuse!" The first just always sounded funny to me for some reason, and the second because I'm always tempted to respond "I wasn't aware you had a choice" or something similar.
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  • LateralusLateralus Member Posts: 903
    This thread does not get it. The smiths are in fact THE funniest. They litterally say WHAO and OHNO at the same time in a prolonged scream. And it can happened 3 rib shattering times in a row.
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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    Alas no Wilhelm scream.
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  • BladeDancerBladeDancer Member Posts: 477
    Mortianna said:

    There's always Davaeorn's apprentice, Stephan, who whimpers like a little girl when you kill him.

    I'm glad someone remembers that guy.
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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    Yeah he sounds like a little girl.
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  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,643
    Mortianna said:

    There's always Davaeorn's apprentice, Stephan, who whimpers like a little girl when you kill him.

    His entire voice set seems to be a female voice set for some reason.
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  • GishGish Member Posts: 74
    Make a random person hostile in a tavern and there is always some it who goes "HELP! HEEEELP!"
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  • AscerionAscerion Member Posts: 271
    I like the sound of NIMBUL dying, I think he is voiced by Michael Bell. (Diablo 2's Nihlathak/Druid/Necromancer- Also Raziel from Soul Reaver) He is wayyy too dramatic, but it's great.
    MortiannaCrevsDaak
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    @Kaltzor As soon as you said Icewind Dale, I knew it was going to be that voice. That voice is best voice.


    Um...let's see. What about Jan's? Jan's is pretty great.
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  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    edited June 2013
    In another game than BG, in The Witcher with english voiceset, there is a death scream from a Salamander light armored enemy that is quite rejoicing.

    They die like the traitors and evil men they are.
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  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    Oh gosh. This thread is just so win. Thank you @Lateralus.
    Dr_Atomic said:

    I don't think anything beats Quayle's "OH DEAAAARRR!!!!"

    Gotta agree with this. First time I heard it I just about died laughing, and I still tend to crack up.
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  • Magnus_GrelichMagnus_Grelich Member Posts: 361
    Kaltzor said:


    This voice from Icewind Dale

    Ha ha ha! I'm not the only one who paired that face up with that voice!:D

    I've been playing Dragon Age: Origins again recently, and it always makes me chortle when you hear Alistair get back up from being killed after a battle to say "Nothing like a brush with death to make you... not... like death much."
  • LateralusLateralus Member Posts: 903

    AAAaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

    The dopplegangers?? Good call, I always look forward to hearing them.

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  • MoomintrollMoomintroll Member Posts: 1,498
    @Lemernis Sarevok, massive fan of James Brown, right to the end.
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  • LateralusLateralus Member Posts: 903
    The Surgeon. lolz
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