Uniquely Evil Deeds in BGEE: A Thread for the Villainous
Mortianna
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*Casts Protection from Good, 10' radius*
I'm curious to learn what kinds of foul things players have done in BGEE that go beyond the scripted evil paths. Yes, we've delighted Kirinhale by tricking Riggilo into accepting of a lock of "Nymph's hair" as a "gift"; we've killed Feldepost's men for Silke even though we knew they were innocent, and some of us have even abandoned a charmed Centeol to waste away in her lair helplessly after killing all of the spiders that fed and took care of her.
But what kinds of creatively nefarious things have you done in the game that extend past the conventional options? (Simply slaughtering everyone in sight and looting their corpses isn't innovative--savage Gnolls can do that.)
For example, after completing Neera's quest at Adoy's Enclave, I dismissed her, after which she pulled her usual guilt-tripping tactics before stomping off in a huff to the Friendly Arm. After a few days, my party found themselves back at the Friendly Arm to get some rest and she approached my PC and started pestering her about joining the party again. I was looking inside my scroll case at the time and saw that I had several cursed scrolls that I couldn't sell. Since they're basically worthless and take up unnecessary space, I decided to put them to "good" use. So, I accepted her into the party once again and, as recompense for her hurt feelings, I offered her a scroll that would "help" her gain further control of her wild magic. Unfortunately, for her, it was Cursed Scroll of Ugliness and her Charisma was set to 3. I apologized, telling her I had no idea it was cursed and then gave her a "Remove Curse" scroll to cast so she could quickly remove her affliction. Yet again, I was "mistaken," and she turned to stone before our eyes--a curiously grotesque, living statue to decorate the hall.
Yes, my PC could have just dismissed her once again. However, this way, she can visit Neera anytime she desires without having to suffer her personality.
I look forward to reading the tales of your (mis)deeds.
I'm curious to learn what kinds of foul things players have done in BGEE that go beyond the scripted evil paths. Yes, we've delighted Kirinhale by tricking Riggilo into accepting of a lock of "Nymph's hair" as a "gift"; we've killed Feldepost's men for Silke even though we knew they were innocent, and some of us have even abandoned a charmed Centeol to waste away in her lair helplessly after killing all of the spiders that fed and took care of her.
But what kinds of creatively nefarious things have you done in the game that extend past the conventional options? (Simply slaughtering everyone in sight and looting their corpses isn't innovative--savage Gnolls can do that.)
For example, after completing Neera's quest at Adoy's Enclave, I dismissed her, after which she pulled her usual guilt-tripping tactics before stomping off in a huff to the Friendly Arm. After a few days, my party found themselves back at the Friendly Arm to get some rest and she approached my PC and started pestering her about joining the party again. I was looking inside my scroll case at the time and saw that I had several cursed scrolls that I couldn't sell. Since they're basically worthless and take up unnecessary space, I decided to put them to "good" use. So, I accepted her into the party once again and, as recompense for her hurt feelings, I offered her a scroll that would "help" her gain further control of her wild magic. Unfortunately, for her, it was Cursed Scroll of Ugliness and her Charisma was set to 3. I apologized, telling her I had no idea it was cursed and then gave her a "Remove Curse" scroll to cast so she could quickly remove her affliction. Yet again, I was "mistaken," and she turned to stone before our eyes--a curiously grotesque, living statue to decorate the hall.
Yes, my PC could have just dismissed her once again. However, this way, she can visit Neera anytime she desires without having to suffer her personality.
I look forward to reading the tales of your (mis)deeds.
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Cure diseased guy, then kill him.
Give Nadine's son protection amulet, then kill Nadine.
Oublek (turn in all quests, charm him, have him attack Minsc, have guards kill Minsc, turn in Brage's body in temple and so on)
During Harpers/Zhent fight: backstab Jaheira, using her own Invisibility potion for stealth
As jester: approach Baeloth spawning point invisible and singing; watch when confused gibberlings kill him during dialogue
Deliver Neera to Red Wizards in forest
Charm guy who is afraid of bear on bridge; have him tank bear on bridge
Kill girl that lost cat in waterfall (its not evil, I try to reunite them in the afterlife, I swear 'tis true!)
- Side with Silke and then cut her for playing me. (Nobody tries to deceive me!)
- Talk down Marl and then backstab him (Who you lookin' at?)
- Let Jaheira tank Ankhegs "for the group". (She taunted me, saying "omnipresent" one too many times)
- Have Khalid win over Shar-teel, put girdle of masculinity/femininity on Khalid and then kick them both from the party...and let them both stand side to side...awkwardly... talk their own issues out...
- Recruit Alora at the Hall of Wonders in the night, take her weapons and armor and fill her pockets with some gems. Kick her out of the party and leave her standing at the crime scene. (back in vanilla BG)
- Once, I pulled almost every NPC I did not need to the basilisk area and made a Stonehenge out of statues.
- I plant a thief hidden behind Minsc, then talk to Minsc with another party member. I tell Minsc to go screw himself, then he attacks me, and I backstab him into little chunks.
- I kill Larry, Darryl, and Darryl simply because they're monsters. Then they still drop an autograph saying "with love".
OW!
*taps on the magic sphere like a fish tank*
Well nothing I can do here.
cast Nahals reckless dweomer until i gate a demon in gullykin
trying to teach minsc how to read on a tombstone in Naskel then have him run around the town with exploding phonix guards
Side with the maulers of Undermountain against Gorpel Hind's group
Am i evil or what?
...Most of the evil things I do are for the lulz.
Besides, i'm doing a favor for BG, i'm cleaning the city of an evil deity worshippers