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Best BG dialogue

RenshtalisRenshtalis Member Posts: 136
edited July 2012 in Archive (General Discussion)
Ok, best dialogue... I'll start.

"I have lost myself in your words, but Boo thinks you are just ducky!"

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  • cmorgancmorgan Member Posts: 707
    "Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!"

    :D
  • gfm50gfm50 Member Posts: 124
    "I will be the last! And you will go first... Heh hehehehe"

  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428
    Sarevok: Ranger! Turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinized as though by some ridiculous divining rod!
    Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you...you give him trouble.
    Sarevok: I shall give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks!
    Jan: (If present) Hey! I resemble that remark.
    Sarevok: (If Jan present) Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day.
    Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look.
    Sarevok: What?
    Minsc: There, you see? No rant. In fact, right now we see him snuffing about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint.
    Sarevok: I'm still in hell, aren't I? This is insanity.
    Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look across your face. Boo's handywork, no doubt. Doesn't that feel better?
    Sarevok: Let's...let's go kill something. Soon.
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