Release Must be in about 6-7 Hours also I believe a New Patch is Required for BG2 Deaths
Beowulf
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It is about 6-8 hours until twelve midnight in Asia. YOU MUST RELEASE THE GAME THEN! If you do not I will be very angry at work on Friday (in around 18 hours) and give them no slack and I can do it since it is Asia and I can be an ass since I am the boss. (not the idiot welfare sex harass hurtful insensitive to my culture gender religion West)
I demand a Midnight release. I also demand an immediate special no death of Tiax patch called:
"Tiax The Immortal Ascended One"
This optional patch will allow you to join with the Brilliant Tiax to continue his Rule in Baldurs Gate with an additional good and evil ending:
EVIL:
Character_______ did not go on to become an evil god but instead was enslaved to Tiax who took the mantel of thee primary power of tyranny bulling and smart guy slapping. Tiax made Character_____ his first judicatory enforcer. His first job was to slap Keldorn Silly and make the Order of the Radiant Heart wash boys for the newly built Tiax temple next door.
GOOD:
Character ______________ did not go on to become a goodly god in the realms. Rather he humbly agreed to place all his good powers upon Tiax, who having seen his mercy, kindness, and resistance to slap Keldorn silly, became a Lawful Good god sworn to battle Cyric and help boasting gnomes out no matter how conceited and smart they acted. As the Righteous Judge and first deputy of Tiax the Good god Character______ first job was to replant cemeteries and put to rest all the undead Tiax had created and summoned in his previous attacks on taverns where the wenches refused to come upstairs and draw him a bubble bath.
You need to make this happens so I can play after midnight. If not I will compare you to Quayle and other smart guy braggart gnomes.
I demand a Midnight release. I also demand an immediate special no death of Tiax patch called:
"Tiax The Immortal Ascended One"
This optional patch will allow you to join with the Brilliant Tiax to continue his Rule in Baldurs Gate with an additional good and evil ending:
EVIL:
Character_______ did not go on to become an evil god but instead was enslaved to Tiax who took the mantel of thee primary power of tyranny bulling and smart guy slapping. Tiax made Character_____ his first judicatory enforcer. His first job was to slap Keldorn Silly and make the Order of the Radiant Heart wash boys for the newly built Tiax temple next door.
GOOD:
Character ______________ did not go on to become a goodly god in the realms. Rather he humbly agreed to place all his good powers upon Tiax, who having seen his mercy, kindness, and resistance to slap Keldorn silly, became a Lawful Good god sworn to battle Cyric and help boasting gnomes out no matter how conceited and smart they acted. As the Righteous Judge and first deputy of Tiax the Good god Character______ first job was to replant cemeteries and put to rest all the undead Tiax had created and summoned in his previous attacks on taverns where the wenches refused to come upstairs and draw him a bubble bath.
You need to make this happens so I can play after midnight. If not I will compare you to Quayle and other smart guy braggart gnomes.
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Riiiight..
I think. lol.
But yeah I m in Asia now amnd it is around midnight more or less so when I
Leave this cafe and head home for the night my computer better have BG two on it or I will curse and scream at my Asian underworkers and promotembad blood against Americans... So it is everyone's nest interest that beamdawg load up my preloader with the game..... I kinda of hate taking tiax hagandiaus the bard or aiere the elf because they die in one fireball or critical hit... Quite a drag and make me reload a lot.... Which is why I tend towaerdas Edwin and ammoen who though more irratitng have more hit points to survive a area attack spell of a gaggle of cowled wizardas...
I click on the stupid Beamdog Client thing I downloaded when I read that the game was preloading here- thanks to you blathermouths - and PLOP NOTHING! It is not ready to play! Beamdog you are 20 minutes late with the Game I paid for! You have already wasted my money away on pizza and cheaper pizza flirty tavern girl smile tips. I am really mad about this.... when I am at work on the morrow - and there is no possible way I will ever be caught engaging in gmae play at work- I will be surly, demanding, and rude to all those younger than me and of course not as important on the company scale- the administration lady who makes coffee will get no thankyous from me and I am going to leave my mug unrinsed and sticky on her desk. She will of course assume Americans are selfish chauvinist sloppy pigs and it will be your fault Beam Dawg!
I repeat it is nearly thirty minutes after 12 midnight in Japan- you have failed me and Tiax both.
Give it a rest already, you'll have it in 8 hours just like everyone else on the planet.
In a world without personal accountability...
The game will be released when it's released, and threatening your employees won't make its release come any faster.
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