If you are advertising for an alignment, what would you choose to be the sales pitch?
jacobtan
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This thread is an offshoot of the discussion about Valygar/Jaheira's alignment in another thread. Just for fun and discussion's sake. Every player has his own interpretation of what each alignment stands for. So... the exercise here is this: If you had to advertise for each alignment, what is your sales pitch/catch phrases?
These are mine:
Lawful Good - Order and morals work hand in hand to create better lives for everyone!
Neutral Good - Do good. Just do good.
Chaotic Good - Doing good. MY way.
Lawful Neutral - The Law rules supreme!
True Neutral - Balance, Balance, Balance. Or stay out of it all.
Chaotic Neutral - Order? Chaos? Good? Evil? What are they? Whatever!
Lawful Evil - We promote orderly systems so that they can be misused, abused and overused... for our benefit.
Neutral Evil - Profit at all costs. Order, chaos, who cares?
Chaotic Evil - Do whatever you want, whichever way you want, and damned is anyone who stands in your way!
These are mine:
Lawful Good - Order and morals work hand in hand to create better lives for everyone!
Neutral Good - Do good. Just do good.
Chaotic Good - Doing good. MY way.
Lawful Neutral - The Law rules supreme!
True Neutral - Balance, Balance, Balance. Or stay out of it all.
Chaotic Neutral - Order? Chaos? Good? Evil? What are they? Whatever!
Lawful Evil - We promote orderly systems so that they can be misused, abused and overused... for our benefit.
Neutral Evil - Profit at all costs. Order, chaos, who cares?
Chaotic Evil - Do whatever you want, whichever way you want, and damned is anyone who stands in your way!
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Dorn as the poster boy for evil...
"Do you wanna wrestle naked with me... Mua ha ha ha!"
Chaotic evil - because you know you want to
It helps that I actually believe that.
Favorite symbolic character? VHAILOR
LG Finger lickin' good.
NG Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neutral Good.
CG Because you're worth it.
LN I'm lovin' it.
TN Probably the best alignment in the world.
CN Impossible is nothing.
LE The best a man can get.
NE Beauty outside. Beast inside.
CE Just do it.
(They're half random.)
Neutral Good - I don't see anything wrong in congratulating people who failed at it, I'm just encouraging them.
Chaotic Good - Well, you look like the sort that has more than two gold pieces to rub together (Time Bandits and BG2 reference).
Lawful Neutral - Just obey and pay us.
True Neutral - Don't argue anymore.
Chaotic Neutral - Can you tell my why?
Lawful Evil - It feels so good when you can legally make someone feel bad.
Neutral Evil - What did the others have done for you? Maybe a bunch of things, but they are not enough.
Chaotic Evil - Do you feel the pain, darling? Do you feeeeeeeeeel it?
Because doing good feels good.
shout out to @bengoshi for the original
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