Sports in D&D
Zafiro
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Are there any sports in D&D? Do people have any fun? Monster summoning and killing xvarts cannot be enough for this people, right? No wonder the world is so full of monsters. I say we need a fencing arena.
Edit: forgot about the Nashkel Carnival
Edit: forgot about the Nashkel Carnival
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And that was how we liked it. Lazy good for nothing whippersnappers, why i otta....*falls asleep in rocking chair and starts to snore*
And you -
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Some fantastic games include, but aren't limited to...
Caber tossing
Javelin tossing
Dwarf tossing
Arm wrestling
Bull wrestling
Pig wrangling
Jousting (and jousting games)
Horse racing
Quarterstaffing (like American Gladiators on a balance beam)
Tavern maid lifting (with tips from Andre the Giant)
Peasent killing (Samurai test to see how many die in one sword swing)
Skull bowling
Everybody loves skull bowling!
Boulder pushing (up a hill)
Boulder hauling (up a hill)
Boulder hauling (in chains!)
Footrace (from dogs)
Footrace (from Bulls)
Footrace (from angry knights on horseback)
Archery
Darts
Beer Drinking
Piggy Back Flailing
Small Engine Repair
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Baseball -- j/k
I thought of a few canon sports. There are actual rpg rules for the Maztican Ball Game. Aldo, in Old Empires, there are rules for a tournament that includes boxing, wrestling, discus throwing, running, swimming, jumping, riding archery and charioteering. I've also seen rules for arm wrestling from different sources.