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abacusabacus Member Posts: 1,307
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So, you're an evil genius bent on enslaving a portion of the human race/ increasing your personal wealth & power to obscene levels… Your big plan is about to go down at an isolated venue, and you've already installed Gary Busey as your second in command…

The question is, who would you least like to have "unfortunately swept up" in the events? Casey Ryback or John McClane?

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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Norio Wakamoto. His voice alone is more powerful than a roundhouse kick from a certain Texas ranger.
  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    abacus said:

    The question is, who would you least like to have "unfortunately swept up" in the events? Casey Ryback or John McClane?

    "Machete" Cortez.

  • TheGraveDiggerTheGraveDigger Member Posts: 336
    I'd have the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger as my second in command! McClain would be the entertainment, he's always making people laugh with those goofy one-liners... Hmmm, I suppose Casey could make everyone a sammich, he's a cook, right?

    I'd also invite Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver, because nobody likes a sausage fest!

    And when they're all distracted with tasty sammiches and Gary Busey's mad bongo skills... I'd hatch my fiendish plan and DESTROY THEM!
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,582
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slIeDjRXXoQ

    Ethan Bishop and Napoleon Wilson FTW.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    I'd go with Casey. Mostly because Stephen Seagal is still pretty menacing despite his age.
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