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Love is a beast.

dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
edited July 2014 in Off-Topic
After the concubine thread we need something that appeals to a more diverse crowd.

So which creature stirs your passions?
  1. Love is a beast.13 votes
    1. Beholders: Those tentacles are used for more than just spells.
        0.00%
    2. Illithid: They'll steal your mind then blow it.
        7.69%
    3. Zombie: It's not necrophilia if they're undead.
        7.69%
    4. Dragon: These big beautiful creatures are just waiting for a knight to slay them.
      15.38%
    5. Mustard jelly: Immune to magic, but not to love.
        7.69%
    6. Demon: Your soul is worth it for one night with these unholy beasts.
      30.77%
    7. Elementals: Whether you're a hot Lothario or a cold fish, they will oblige.
        0.00%
    8. Basilisk: They'll turn your body to stone, but melt your heart.
        7.69%
    9. Other: The only limit is your imagination and resistance check to corny jokes.
      23.08%

Comments

  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    As I'm a legs man, I have to go with Driders (again). The Amorphious lasses are a close second choice for me though.
  • CuvCuv Member, Developer Posts: 2,535
    wonders how long this one will stay open...
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    @cuv perhaps it does not occur to some people that the other thread was closed for a, I dunno, reason?

    Admittedly this thread is more inclusive and less offensive, but probably crosses the exact same line.
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    I find the brain to be the sexiest of all the organs.
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    DreadKhan said:

    @cuv perhaps it does not occur to some people that the other thread was closed for a, I dunno, reason?

    Admittedly this thread is more inclusive and less offensive, but probably crosses the exact same line.

    The other thread was closed because it glorified prostitution, not just because. I think it just took a while to get to it, so it seemed like they let it go, but then shut it down for no reason. I don't think this is anything like that. Though I'm sure this could very easily cross the pg-13 line.
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    I vote Yuan-ti. Preferably with anti-venom gear. :p

    I think the premise was indeed very much on the edge of good taste, and this isnt the forum to cross those specific lines.
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    Haha this is so wrong
  • LiamEslerLiamEsler Member Posts: 1,859
    Yeah, no. Come on people.
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